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26 M Ballston Spa, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
High school
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just moved back to my home town of ballston spa after 4 years on the west coast. I'm pretty laid back, like to talk and listen. I'm pretty much up for anything out doors. I'm into stargazing. Most people find it boring. I could stare at the sky for hours just oblivious to anything else. It beats tv.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm trying out this new idea this guy Crog dreamt up 10,000 years ago. its called "labor for wages". It all started when crog decided to start ( think etsy but wooden clubs and leopard print loin cloths instead of band stickers and leopard print loin cloths).Crog couldnt get a loan from wellsfargo cause those guys are total dicks so he planted some seeds in the ground and built a wooden palisade around some relatively innocuous looking animals. ever since then hes been giving me tickets to trade for meat and grain with. The basic premise is this: I do labor and in return I receive what are called "wages".
they usually turn out to be food, narcotic and shelter tickets. But sometimes I get to buy something elective. Like a motorcycle or iron maiden tickets. I guess it's working out for now

Right now I'm cooking at a pub. I also do electrical work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Haulin ass in the pickup with NASCAR shades on listening to Molly hatchet


I joke around a lot, but I'm actually kind of serious about my stance on certain things.racism and homophobia are rampant where i come from, and i am very against both of them. Its important to me that people are communicative.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That guy needs a haircut
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
Sex at Dawn
His dark materials made me cry a manly tear.
Rockos modern life
Trailer park boys
hedwig and the angry inch
Dan savage podcasts
Bawdy Story telling
Die Krupps
Van Halen
Mojo Nixon
i like heavy music pretty much
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Olive Oil
2. 1990s era computer games
3. clean new puffy-ass socks
4. rock n roll
5. rope
6. cast iron pans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
astronomy. and boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breaking bottles behind the gas station and car shopping in your suburb
(Not really)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im pidgeon toed. you cant really tell unless youre looking for it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if youre into taking it slow and walking and talking with a friend that could be something more in time. If not, that's cool too.

I've met some decent friends on here and I'm happy if most dates end up that way. I don't go into meeting up with any expectations other than to have fun.