Androgynous. Queer. She/her. Polyglamorous. Compersion. Wittol. Wanderlust.
Lesbo chick with a dick and a dick fetish.
My Myers-Briggs is IDGAF.
Massage therapist. Chef. Bullshit.
Adult model. Escort.
Fitness, pole, and cirque.
The Fountain, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost in Translation.
Freaks and Geeks, Fullmetal Alchemist, Louie, Party Down, Seinfeld.
The Knife, Andrew Bird, Beyonce, Björk, Fever Ray, Lupe Fiasco, Selena Gomez.
My best friends.
Why didn't that cat meow back?
You are a sex worker or have friends who are.
You have a good understanding of gender, privilege, consent, and oppression.
You can hold your own.