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irmerk

25 Emeryville, CA Androgynous, Transgender, Genderqueer, Genderfluid, Cis Man

Androgynous, Transgender, Genderqueer, Genderfluid, Cis Man

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:14am
Orientation
Queer, Heteroflexible, Lesbian, Pansexual, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Who near Emeryville wants to let me crash on their couch for a little bit?

I'd rather be tied up than tied down. Less hang ups, more hangovers. I try to live my dream rather than dream my life. One word: Compersion.

Some things I am: A straight man and straight woman. A gay boy and a gay girl. A queer bitch. A friend forever and ever, as well as an intense relationship. A homebody party animal. Don't ever assume with me, unless it's that I'm fun, smart, up for whatever, LOVE you if I even like you, and am GGG.

Harro, I like terms of endearment, like 'batch' or 'little one', but 'princess' or 'slut' would work too! ^_^ Terms that I think apply to me are: queer, genderfluid, androgynous... Am I transgender or cisgender? I so confuse. She pronouns make me blush, he pronouns I'm used to. I've always thought of myself as just me: a cute, sexual, fabulous person.

I'm an introverted social chameleon, a corporate hippie, a hopeless romantic with non-monogamous tendencies (I'm in an open relationship with myself), a logical daydreamer, a self preserving and modest cook, a queer, kinky and unrepentant slut.

I find a connection with a lot of people, and it's instant with most of them. It's like we're immediately best friends until proven otherwise. So sexuality comes easy for me with people, and it's usually not without emotional chemistry. And yeah, I'm polyglamorous!

Little treats are amazing. I love simple foods. Beers and partays. Also physical affection; hugs, cuddling, yada yada yada. I'm pretty flirty, fun, and naughty.

Most things are a joke, and not laughing is a waste. I used to care about changing things in the world, changing people. Then I realized I should just live life and have fun. Now I look for that all day erryday.

I'm a light packer, a good driver, and a wanderlust trip taker. So don't hesitate to ask! I can pull an all-nighter for just about any reason and as frequently as I wish, whether it's for a project, being the DD, or for cuddles.

I'm kind of a nerd, and love intellectual debates or conversations. My Myers-Briggs is IDGAF. I never danced until I was 21, and now I'm always in the mood.

http://ciccle.tumblr.com/ Have fun.

I don't take this site all too seriously, but then again I seriously need new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do whatever I want. If its something I'll regret in the morning, I just sleep late.

Hangin' and bangin'. Completed some university. Finished culinary school. Apprenticed a chef. Worked the line for a handful of years, and still at it with a paleo production kitchen and cafe. Back to school for massage therapy. Making a little food blog (think cute naked twink chef and homemade healthy snacks!). Pursuing Thai massage, yoga training, and circus arts. I like being more in touch with my body. I love gogo dancing and stripping!

Being fabulous in nude, fetish, erotic modeling, and porn ^_^ Long live sex workers!

I consider myself a polymath/Renaissance man/generalist.

Looking for people to get into shenanigans with, create art, bake treats, go to events, or whatever - just have fun!

Big goal: Create a fabulous entourage. Think west coast harem empire of cute, kinky, poly sluts. You in? Submit your CV for review.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Debating, improvising, having a critique of something. Pessimism is fun for me, and I enjoy raging over stupid things. People say I'm sassy.

Advice and being objective.

Navigating traffic, I'm so 1337.

Closing the tab on a sober/straightedge OkC profile.

Oh, and eating. I eat faster than anyone I know. I'll probably out drink (beer) you and finish eating twice as much in half the time. It's kind of disgusting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dang, tha's a cutie patootie with a hella fine booty!

I am sarcastic and sassy. I also might look like I act maliciously with my friends, but I jest a lot.

My Adam's apple. Oh, and fuck John Heder.

I'm basically the physical embodiment of a butch lesbian and twink gay boy warring over a single body. Think butch lesbian. In a femme body. But with a dick...... And a dick fetish.

I feel that I come off as shy, timid, dorky, and cheesy, but am told I come off as aggressive, assertive, nerdy, and funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Wheel of Time. Hur dur I read George Orwell, let me tell you about politics. But seriously, Calvin and Hobbes. Tom Robbins and Daniel Quinn were good when I was younger.

Tried to read Midnight Sun. Made it a few paragraphs, got tunnel vision and woke up with dried blood all over my face.

Movies: Almost Heroes, Brokeback Mountain, Dark Knight, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fountain, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost in Translation, Pi, Primer, There Will Be Blood, Tommy Boy.

T.V.: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Dexter (1 and 2), Freaks and Geeks, Fullmetal Alchemist, Louie, Party Down, Seinfeld.

Comedians: Louis C.K., George Carlin, David Cross, Ricky Gervais, Joe Rogan.

Music:
Bands: Dredg, Flogging Molly, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, The Knife, La Roux, Mia., Movits!, Pepper, Sublime, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yelle
Solo: Andrew Bird, Bat For Lashes, Beyonce, Björk, Britney Spears, Fever Ray, Hopsin, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, Lupe Fiasco, Nellie McKay, Rihanna, Shakira, Zola Jesus
Electronica: Bassjackers, Dudeman, Electric Soulside, Fast Foot, Hardwell, Lazy Rich, LMFAO, Nicky Romero, Röyksopp, Sick Slaughterhouse, Tits and Clits, Tommy Trash
So yeah, EDM and catchy pop. Dance dance dance!

Video games: BF3, CS, DoD, DotA, UO.

Food: Gumbo, sourdough bread, boudin, guacamole, crêpes, stouts... Yes, I chew my stouts.

Cajun - not Creole you dumdums.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good brew, darker and stout'r.
Promiscuous and form fitting clothing.
Interesting sexuality, kink, vanilla, fetish, and fluid.
Witty humor and easy amusement.
Exciting company, relaxing friends, and adventurous criminals.
Cold weather, cozy cuddles, and cute, comfy clothes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, boredom, cuties, which way to shake my butt to this song, dumb people, boobies, food, penis, being dictator, how good this thong/buttplug feels in my butt.

What foodies would do if the Fat Duck served a chicken salad on rye toast as a course.

Me: "Can you imagine how cute the girl version of me would be!?"
Friend: "But... Aren't you the girl version of you?"

I don't mistake education or status for intelligence. Just don't be so dumb that you dry off after getting out of the shower.

Speaking of which, why I should have to wait for someone to finish showering to do so myself. Why can't I just join in? You better not be a person that makes people wait.

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

How incredibly rude it is for cats to not meow back.

How to spoil my friends. Sursly, dood. It's almost a problem sometimes; I overthink how to spoil some of my friends. Be it food I want to make them, gifts to take a bank loan out to get them, massages that will wear my thumbs to nubs, or something else. brb, intervention.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What the fuck is a weekend? I haven't had regular day off in over a year. Either way, out dancing my butt off, out eating or drinking, in making a feast, making someone come, cuddling with movies, having a game night, wishing for a game night, or working on some small project. I can sleep when I'm dead.

Be prepared, if I'm riding in your car I'll be barefoot with feet out the window. If its at night, I'll be naked. Speaking of which, my fagmobile has a strict policy of no one allowed in with clothes on.

I want some drank. But I'm up for anything, adventure time!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to swim.

Making out is usually meh for me.

I sleep masturbate.

I wish I could behave as if I were on ecstasy normally... Like... Without the pills... I'm getting there!

I masturbated while in the drive through at an In-N-Out. No fucks given.

Barefoot around the house by myself? Yeah, I walk on my tippy toes. No idea why.

Aaaaaaand I peed on a homeless person once. NOT ON PURPOSE! Jesus.
You should message me if
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Never message me if you'd rather cut off part of a child's dick than clean it.

If your age is ≤22, we won't be going past casual or friends.

I don't like pedants.

Okay, now that the negative part is out of the way, message me if:

You want to be massaged! For free, I want bodies to practice on.

You have a couch I can surf! I'm currently couch surfing for a couple months to save up for a place.

You have a hard time not smiling or laughing. People who are always up for fun and adventures! People who like cute things and appreciate life. I want crazy adventurous people as well as the relaxing and chill.

You don't make excuses. Everyone has a busy life. I want people who make time for their friends.

You're a nympho like me. You want to dance and cuddle naked outside in the rain. Let's talk sex because I have so many different interests I can share with people. I'm pretty kinky and into voyeurism. If you want to tell me a story about fucking an ex, or send me some pics of it, that'd be hot.

You'd like to help me produce fun porn! I have a lot of ideas I want to do, so let me know!

If you're interested in or affiliated with anything similar to the circus, I want to know you. I'm a circus groupie.

You think you can handle someone totally awesome.

You live out of state or in another country. If we become long distance frands, I could have a place to travel! Or you want to marry me for citizenship reasons.

Or if you're a tattoo artist who will trade for sex or massages :D I have nine or ten concrete tattoo ideas, and would love for them to be completed!

Speaking of which, contact me if you'd like to book a massage or trade something for one!

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Also, if you want to collaborate with me for my food blog! I'll be doing my own recipes and posting them, obviously, but my idea is to be a cute little twink naked chef!