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irolleda4

27 M Rochester, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an amateur stand-up comedian and even more amateur writer and poet. I intend to leave Rochester as soon as possible and frequently fall in love with women who are obviously lesbians. That is the best summary of myself I can give.

Probably the most important thing to know about me is that I have a real self-deprecating sense of humor. I mean only half of it, I promise.

What I'd really like in my life right now is somebody to get excited about, somebody I am simultaneously really into and completely comfortable with. That would be pretty nifty.

I would also like a pet dragon and a race car that runs on make-believe and sunshine. So... ya know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently enjoyed a brief but memorable stint as a grease monkey, but I've been forced to return to the drudgery of late-night office work. Thus, online dating. It's tough to meet people when you work 3 to midnight, but them's the proverbial breaks.

I'm a wannabe writer (with an unfortunate degree in creative writing, even), and also a semi-professional stand-up comic. "Semi-professional" defined here as: "sometimes gets paid for gigs but mostly just goes to every open mic he can find."

Mostly I'm just trying to get the fuck out of here, though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good writer and poet, or at least I'd like to think so. I'm also told I'm pretty funny.

I'm a genuinely nice person as well, but I don't consider that a talent. More the absence of a negative quality. Since when is "not an asshole" something special?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get lots of compliments on my voice. Everyone's always telling me I should do a podcast or work in radio because my voice is apparently just so damn sexy.

I also get positive comments about my hair. I'm told I have some pretty fantastic bed-head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This question bores me. Just thought I'd get that off my chest.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This one, too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome it would be to have magical powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until midnight and then hanging out with literally any person who's A) still awake after midnight and B) willing to hang out with me.

Sometimes I'll hit a bar. I'm told bars are shitty places to meet people, but I find all the alcohol is a helpful social lubricant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The last OkCupid date I went on, the lady I was going to meet showed up blackout drunk. Like, could barely stand under her own power hammered.

So I'm what I'm saying is it's a pretty low bar to clear, ladies.
You should message me if
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- You're looking for a new friend.
- You want to come laugh at me doing stupid jokes in a coffee shop, which I do frequently.
- I realize this is not attractive quality, but I'm not looking for anything serious. Normally I am, but I'm planning on skipping town in a few months (edited to add: in October, specifically). So somebody fun and interesting who wants to share some good times would be a major plus in livening up my waning moments in Rochester.
-If you want to help me drive a van full of all my earthly belongings across the country.