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44 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, French, Japanese, Hebrew, German

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My self-summary
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Chocolate lover by day; insulin user by night. No, I kid - no need for insulin; need for chocolate though. I live life with abandon and play and thankfully my income derives from that. Travelled a fair chunk, learned a few languages, dug my share of trenches (huh? what?) and still no ankle-monitoring I think I'm doing pretty good! On the lookout for a warrior princess...
What I’m doing with my life
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Performance, thankfully in such way that it' paid for the bread on my table - and by bread, I mean of course a bit of sushi flanked by Thai dishes. And by table, I mean it pays for the mortgage and accumulation of airline points. So...that doesn't suck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riffing with censorless abandon
The first things people usually notice about me
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A caviar stain on the front left seat of the G6 that brought me to the place where people can notice it. On that the hell did you people get on my private tarmac?? ( I really do love the word tarmac; also 'fruition').
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cavin and Hobbes - Yukon, HO! Ravi Shankar live at at the Taj Majal. Creme Brulee and Beef Stroganoff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
WHEN did the chicken cross the road.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what happened on Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just found out I've been spelling withdrawal wrong my entire life. I really thought it was 'withdrawl' - you can imagine my shock when finally reading the words at an ATM. I mean really, doesn't this make my whole life a lie?!? Somehow ill pick up the pieces...and move on.
You should message me if
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You have a pulse? Nah, I really should really raise my standards. You have vowels and consonants in your name? Sure let's go with that :)

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