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33 M Milwaukee, WI

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Last Online
Yesterday – 6:35pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So I passed the pictures litmus test and now I'm supposed to describe myself in a few words. Deep breath kids, here we go.....

-I live alone but I still close the bathroom door
-I laugh at anything, appropriate or not if it's funny
-I prefer dive bars over fancy places
-In fact I refuse to enter any club with a cover charge and dress code
-I'm a city boy through and through, the suburbs terrify me
-Even though I grew up in one
-The only part of the city I truly need is Bay View
-And no I'm not a hipster
- I went through 4 years of college to be a nurse
- Then realized I can't handle other people puking
- So now I work in marketing
- Much less puking
-I sing along to whatever song is playing in my car
-I don't care if I look like an ass doing so
-I refuse to eat fast food
-I book flights to places at whim even if I can't make it
-I flew to Portland as I was inspired to get a donut
-I think it should be illegal not to recycle
-I have a large vocabulary but seem to only remember words like "house' "cat" "car" when playing scrabble
-I can be quiet unless surrounded by people I know
-I can hold entire conversations based on Indiana Jones quotes
-Clearly, I like making lists
-I have an ab, I named it Sheila
-Based solely from the 80's song "Oh Sheila"
-I really want to open a European themed gay bar
-Just so I can name it "The Czech is in the Male"
-I have an unhealthy relationship with hats
-I don't understand why people pay for cable tv
-I give my animals first, middle and last names
-My cat is named Elijah Purrips O'Meowsandpoops
-My last name is probably cooler than yours
-I was not a fan of living in San Diego
-But I want to visit there every month
-I cried a little when Patrick Swayze died
-I can talk exactly like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy
-And I do it entirely too often
-I love tattoos on women
-As long as they are not located on your throat
-Seriously, why?
-I won't tell you I'm laid back
-Cause every guy on here says that
-Secretly I think they're all just sad
-Or channeling Snoop Dogg
-I won't give you drama
-Cause most women on here seem to not want that
-But we can still watch Steel Magnolias
-Maybe that's the wrong kind of drama
-I'm in a constant search for the best bloody mary in the city
-Sobelman's currently is leading that race
-Once I watched Man Vs. Food on Netflix
-Then Netflix recommended I watch "Children of the Corn"
-Netflix doesn't get me, it will never work out
- There is a category for what I'm looking for called "activity partners."
- Is that like someone who wants to play Cards Against Humanity?
- Cause I'd be totally down for that
-After watching The Matrix 3 times I finally get it
-Keanu Reeves is a shitty actor

Clearly there is a lot more to me than this list but I guess that's your job to find out, if you're still reading that is.....
What I’m doing with my life
Taking it less seriously than most people while trying to find the good or funny in every situation.

Spending my days consulting bars and restaurants on how to be more awesome. As in for a job, not like I spend my life leaning on a barstool. Although that could be attractive.

Kissing people on the back of their neck while standing behind them at ATM's to ensure trust.

Biking around the city listening to "Endless Love" as motivation.
I’m really good at
-Humpty Hump impersonations
-Cooking, legitimately, not as in I make an awesome Kraft mac & cheese
-Paying Southwest Airlines
-Crashing into parked cars while biking
-Lighting candles
-Setting a thermostat
-Petting dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
My hats? Guess it depends on where their eyes are gazing to.........sinner
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Can't say I really watch much TV these days, My Secret Identity was a hell of a show though.

So asking about my favorite music is like asking a fat kid what his favorite dessert is, it's a never ending answer. But, currently on my Ipod playlist is: The National, TheNewLoud, Maritime, The Response, Sunny Day Real Estate, Bon Iver, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, The Radio Dept, LCD Soundsystem, Maximum Balloon, Decibully, Girl Talk, Beirut, Black Keys, Cut Copy, Passion Pit, Celebrated Working Man, Braid, Field Report, Kane Place Record Club, Fresh Cut Collective, Texas is the Reason, The 57's, Cash, New Sense, The Faint, Night Marchers, Molitor, The Promise Ring, Bad Bad Bad, GGOOLLDD, Will Hoge, Jonsi, I'm Not a Pilot, The Locust, We Were Promised Jetpacks and of course Hall & Oates. I'll just stop there.

Books: Anything by Sedaris, Bill Bryson, The Dog Stars, I Was Told There'd be Cake, J.R.R Tolken, Al Franken, Palahniuk, My Heart is an Idiot....again, it keeps going.
The six things I could never do without
1. My bike
2. A pen and paper
3. A tent
4. A sense of purpose
5. Air travel
6. Friendship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Could I keep up the feverish pace to walk beside the Milverine?

Would my neighbors complain if I painted my house bright orange?

Why the phrase "tough cookie" exists. I mean did the person who coined this lack the knowledge of the integrity of baked goods?

Why do all lamps have a warning label not to use in the shower?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes you can find me out buying people rounds of this:

But to be healthier I think I should start spending time doing this:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often still have to sing the alphabet song in my head to figure out what letter is next. I've probably done it out loud at some point.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to know the secret place that missing sock hides when you finish doing laundry.

Your blood type is A neg. I mean, just never know when you might need that. Safety first kids

You know, you want to. I don't always follow the guy always has to speak first mentality.