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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jun 21
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the illegitimate love child of Gary Numan and Nina Hagen. A goth heart encrusted in glitter and bleeding rainbows, and I am indeed the friendliest misanthrope you've ever met. I have a hard time identifying with neurotypical individuals. I am not always nice, but rarely unkind. TriMet is my homie. One of my core philosophies is "If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person."

Despite being comfortable with urban life, I want to take any opportunity I can to disappear into the trees for several days or longer at a time.

I come from the future.
In the future, every day is Taco Tuesday.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

"Don't be a fucking flake" - Jesus Christ

Small business owner
Cat herding.
Dismembering Social Media.
Frowning at metrics.
Making people dance.
Event production (stage management).
Making Photoshop CS6 do unnatural things.
Making love to your computer. Shhh. Just let it happen.
DJing. glitch hop, future bass, electro, new wave, goth, and industrial.
Here's a glitch hop and bass music mini mix
Will never shy from the opportunity to slip in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult or Sisters of Mercy at a party I'm spinning
Making music.
Exploring Portland.
Making something not quite unlike art.
Talking to myself.
Slowly collecting tattoos.

Determined not to be a Nice Guy of OkCupid

I'm really into rockets and spacecraft so I am going to school so that I can build them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Squeezing every dB out of it.
Biking no handsies.
Editing my profile.
Parallel parking.
Building things.
The internet.
Sorting lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yes, my glasses are crooked. I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie

My favorite bands right now are CRIM3S, The Knife and Crystal Castles. That should say a lot about where I am musically.
New loves:
Shit Robot
Hooray for Earth

The list. Lets get alphabetical.

†‡† (Ritualz), Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Boards of Canada, Brian Eno, Concrete Blonde, CRIM3S, Crystal Castles, D.I.M., David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Electric Wizard, Elliott Smith, ESKMO, FEAR, Fever Ray, Freddy Todd, Garbage, Gary Numan, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Gvcci Hvcci [RIP], Jookabox, LCD Soundsystem, M83, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, OhGr, Oingo Boingo, Otto von Schriach, Pictureplane, Psychic TV, Rafter, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sleigh Belles, Subtle, Talking Heads, The Dead Kennedys, The Knife, The Misfits, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Vitalic, Ween, XTC, xxyyxx


More than anything, I like very technical, dry, non fiction things with lots of diagrams and tables. If it were practical, I'd snuggle up with a set of encyclopedias. Instead I tend to cozy up to my computer and get lost in Wikipedia for hours at a time.

William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Isaac Asimov, Hunter S. Thompson, George R. R. Martin, Phillip K. Dick.


Until the End of the World aka Bis ans Ende der Welt, Forbidden Zone, The Lost Boys. The Holy Mountain, Blue Velvet, Brazil, Apocalypse Now, Gummo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, Death Race 2000, A Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Time Bandits, The Ice Pirates, Velvet Goldmine, Legend, Labyrinth, The Thin Red Line, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Young Einstein, Natural Born Killers, Moulin Rouge, THX 1138, Tron, Patton, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, The King and I, Strange Brew, The Black Hole, Sukiyaki Western Django, Creation, Marie Antoinette, Rango, Zardoz


jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
| (• ◡•)| finn the human

Twin Peaks, Superjail!, How Its Made, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Game of Thrones, Off The Air, Adventure Time.


If every day was a pizza party that would be okay with me.
There's this food cart downtown called I Like Thai Food. It is. The. Best. And when they say spicy, they mean opening up a dimensional gate to the Elder World spicy.

Fuck mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
☠ computermachine

saw waves
sine waves
square waves
hot sauce
7. vision correction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

rocket engines
democratic socialism
† Starting a vegan fried food cart called the Thill Kill Kart

Oops I just thought about cats again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sandals kind of freak me out but Vibram Five Fingers are a dealbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to put on a Bowie album and freak out in a moonage daydream.

A simple hello could lead to a million things.

[It's 2013. Have you learned how to crop and rotate your photos yet?]
You aren't part of the Portland flake epidemic.
**You want to help me fix my bike's drivetrain!
You want to build a boat.
You want to be friends.
You are an autodidact too.
You would never utter the word "sheeple" unless as a joke.
You want me to laugh at your jokes.
You want to do a session of Skype show-and-tell.
You want to build a secret stick fort in Forest Park.
You'll delete my browser history for me if I die.
You want to go to OMSI
You want to head out to the desert.
You want to build a rocket / art car / mutant bicycle.
You want to make Mexican food with me.
You want to get pie and coffee somewhere thats a cross between a Quentin Tarantino and David Lynch filming location.
You want to take me to a motherfucking drag show.
You want to fill in the blank: __________.
You want to.

If you're anything like me, you're probably staring at this site and wondering "What in the flying fuck am I doing here?" The truth is, I haven't figured it out myself. We live in a fast evolving digital society where our friends live on lists and images stored in computers that live in a giant warehouse somewhere very, very far away. We chase glowing screens wherever we go without even being aware that we're doing it; The Internet is as ubiquitous as the payphone is extinct. I did almost all of my teenage socialization online (for better or worse) and it strangely makes sense that we would end up shopping for lovers and friends in this brave new world, all the while knowing that William Gibson was indeed right.