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isemism

31 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine


I DJ around this alphabet town as [Sigil]. I basically want to be the DJ version of Lestat de Lioncourt. IDK if that will work out, but whatever, I can dream.

I'm the illegitimate love child of Gary Numan and Nina Hagen. A goth heart encrusted in glitter and bleeding rainbows, and I am indeed the friendliest misanthrope you've ever met. I have a hard time identifying with neurotypical individuals. I am not always nice, but rarely unkind. My Fuji Finest road bike is my steed; TriMet is my homie. One of my core philosophies is "If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person."
I prefer to say Bob Sagget instead of God Dammit. Also, I am a desert creature. )'(

Despite being comfortable with urban life, I want to take any opportunity I can to disappear into the trees for several days or longer at a time.

http://transphat.tumblr.com/
is one of my classier Tumblrs

I come from the future.
In the future, every day is Taco Tuesday.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

"Don't be a fucking flake" - Jesus Christ

Cat herding.
Dismembering Social Media.
Frowning at metrics.
Making people dance.
Event production (stage management).
Making Photoshop CS6 do unnatural things.
Making love to your computer. Shhh. Just let it happen.
DJing. glitch hop, future bass, electro, new wave, goth, and industrial.
Here's a glitch hop and bass music mini mix
Will never shy from the opportunity to slip in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult or Sisters of Mercy at a party I'm spinning
Making music.
Exploring Portland.
Making something not quite unlike art.
Talking to myself.
Slowly collecting tattoos.

Determined not to be a Nice Guy of OkCupid

I'm really into rockets and spacecraft so it is my intention to go to school so that I can build them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Biking no handsies.
Editing my profile.
Parallel parking.
Building things.
Synthesizers.
The internet.
Sorting lists.
Science.
Legos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"you're a trip"

My hair is currently lavender.

Yes, my glasses are crooked. I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[MUSIC FIRST ALWAYS]

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie


My favorite bands right now are CRIM3S, The Knife and Crystal Castles. That should say a lot about where I am musically.
New loves:
Shit Robot
Liars
Suuns
Hooray for Earth

The list. Lets get alphabetical.

†‡† (Ritualz), Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Boards of Canada, Brian Eno, Concrete Blonde, CRIM3S, Crystal Castles, D.I.M., David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Electric Wizard, Elliott Smith, ESKMO, FEAR, Fever Ray, Freddy Todd, Garbage, Gary Numan, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Gvcci Hvcci [RIP], Jookabox, LCD Soundsystem, M83, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, OhGr, Oingo Boingo, Otto von Schriach, Pictureplane, Psychic TV, Rafter, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sleigh Belles, Subtle, Talking Heads, The Dead Kennedys, The Knife, The Misfits, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Vitalic, Ween, XTC, xxyyxx

[BOOKS]

More than anything, I like very technical, dry, non fiction things with lots of diagrams and tables. If it were practical, I'd snuggle up with a set of encyclopedias. Instead I tend to cozy up to my computer and get lost in Wikipedia for hours at a time.

William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Isaac Asimov, Hunter S. Thompson, George R. R. Martin, Phillip K. Dick.

[MOVIES]

Until the End of the World aka Bis ans Ende der Welt, Forbidden Zone, The Lost Boys. The Holy Mountain, Blue Velvet, Brazil, Apocalypse Now, Gummo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, Death Race 2000, A Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Time Bandits, The Ice Pirates, Velvet Goldmine, Legend, Labyrinth, The Thin Red Line, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Young Einstein, Natural Born Killers, Moulin Rouge, THX 1138, Tron, Patton, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, The King and I, Strange Brew, The Black Hole, Sukiyaki Western Django, Creation, Marie Antoinette, Rango, Zardoz

[TELEVISION]

jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
and
| (• ◡•)| finn the human


Twin Peaks, Superjail!, How Its Made, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Game of Thrones, Off The Air, Adventure Time.

[FOOD]

If every day was a pizza party that would be okay with me.
There's this food cart downtown called I Like Thai Food. It is. The. Best. And when they say spicy, they mean opening up a dimensional gate to the Elder World spicy.

Fuck mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
☠ computermachine

saw waves
sine waves
square waves
hot sauce
7. vision correction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Memorabilia

cats
food
LEDs
trees
bikes
occult
LVTHN
discord
energy
fashion
science
æsthetics
absurdism
technology
dissonance
synthesizers
sustainability
rocket engines
democratic socialism
† Starting a vegan fried food cart called the Thill Kill Kart

Oops I just thought about cats again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sandals kind of freak me out but Vibram Five Fingers are a dealbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to put on a Bowie album and freak out in a moonage daydream.

A simple hello could lead to a million things.

[It's 2013. Have you learned how to crop and rotate your photos yet?]
You aren't part of the Portland flake epidemic.
**You want to help me fix my bike's drivetrain!
You want to build a boat.
You want to be friends.
You are an autodidact too.
You would never utter the word "sheeple" unless as a joke.
You want me to laugh at your jokes.
You want to do a session of Skype show-and-tell.
You want to build a secret stick fort in Forest Park.
You'll delete my browser history for me if I die.
You want to go to OMSI
You want to head out to the desert.
You want to build a rocket / art car / mutant bicycle.
You want to make Mexican food with me.
You want to get pie and coffee somewhere thats a cross between a Quentin Tarantino and David Lynch filming location.
You want to take me to a motherfucking drag show.
You want to fill in the blank: __________.
You want to.

If you're anything like me, you're probably staring at this site and wondering "What in the flying fuck am I doing here?" The truth is, I haven't figured it out myself. We live in a fast evolving digital society where our friends live on lists and images stored in computers that live in a giant warehouse somewhere very, very far away. We chase glowing screens wherever we go without even being aware that we're doing it; The Internet is as ubiquitous as the payphone is extinct. I did almost all of my teenage socialization online (for better or worse) and it strangely makes sense that we would end up shopping for lovers and friends in this brave new world, all the while knowing that William Gibson was indeed right.

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