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isemism

32 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclosure: I'm not here for dating.
I wanna be your friend.

I'm the illegitimate love child of Gary Numan and Nina Hagen. A goth heart encrusted in glitter and bleeding rainbows, and, I am indeed the friendliest misanthrope you've ever met. I have a hard time identifying with neurotypical individuals. I am not always nice, but rarely unkind. One of my core philosophies is "If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person."

I come from the future.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

Small business owner.
Cat herding.
Making people dance.
DJing: future bass, electro, new wave, alternative, goth, and industrial.
Will never shy from the opportunity to slip in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult or Sisters of Mercy at a party I'm spinning
Making music.

I'm really into rockets and spacecraft, so I am going to school so that I can build them.
--> Get your ass to Mars.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Squeezing every dB out of it.
Biking no handsies.
Editing my profile.
Parallel parking.
Building things.
Synthesizers.
The internet.
Sorting lists.
Science.
Legos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses are crooked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[MUSIC FIRST ALWAYS]

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie


My favorite bands right now are CRIM3S, The Knife and Crystal Castles. That should say a lot about where I am musically.
New loves:
Shit Robot
Liars
Suuns
Hooray for Earth

The list. Lets get alphabetical.

†‡† (Ritualz), Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Boards of Canada, Brian Eno, Concrete Blonde, CRIM3S, Crystal Castles, D.I.M., David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Electric Wizard, Elliott Smith, ESKMO, FEAR, Fever Ray, Freddy Todd, Garbage, Gary Numan, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Gvcci Hvcci [RIP], Jookabox, LCD Soundsystem, M83, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, OhGr, Oingo Boingo, Otto von Schriach, Pictureplane, Psychic TV, Rafter, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sleigh Belles, Subtle, Talking Heads, The Dead Kennedys, The Knife, The Misfits, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Vitalic, Ween, XTC, xxyyxx

[BOOKS]

More than anything, I like very technical, dry, non fiction things with lots of diagrams and tables. If it were practical, I'd snuggle up with a set of encyclopedias. Instead I tend to cozy up to my computer and get lost in Wikipedia for hours at a time.

William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Isaac Asimov, Hunter S. Thompson, George R. R. Martin, Phillip K. Dick.

[MOVIES]

Until the End of the World aka Bis ans Ende der Welt, Forbidden Zone, The Lost Boys. The Holy Mountain, Blue Velvet, Brazil, Apocalypse Now, Gummo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, Death Race 2000, A Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Time Bandits, The Ice Pirates, Velvet Goldmine, Legend, Labyrinth, The Thin Red Line, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Young Einstein, Natural Born Killers, Moulin Rouge, THX 1138, Tron, Patton, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, The King and I, Strange Brew, The Black Hole, Sukiyaki Western Django, Creation, Marie Antoinette, Rango, Zardoz

[TELEVISION]

jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
and
| (• ◡•)| finn the human


Twin Peaks, Superjail!, How Its Made, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Off The Air.

[FOOD]

I sure do like food.

Fuck mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
☠ computermachine

saw waves
sine waves
square waves
hot sauce
7. vision correction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Memorabilia

cats
food
LEDs
trees
bikes
occult
LVTHN
discord
energy
fashion
science
æsthetics
absurdism
technology
dissonance
synthesizers
sustainability
rocket engines
democratic socialism
† Starting a vegan fried food cart called the Thill Kill Kart

Oops I just thought about cats again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sandals kind of freak me out but Vibram Five Fingers are a dealbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to put on a Bowie album and freak out in a moonage daydream