P R E F A C E

If you're anything like me, you're probably staring at this site and wondering "What in the flying fuck am I doing here?" The truth is, I haven't figured it out myself. We live in a fast evolving digital society where our friends live on lists and images stored in computers that live in a giant warehouse somewhere very, very far away. We chase glowing screens wherever we go without even being aware that we're doing it; The Internet is as ubiquitous as the payphone is extinct. I did almost all of my teenage socialization online (for better or worse) and it strangely makes sense that we would end up shopping for lovers and friends in this brave new world, all the while knowing that William Gibson was indeed right.

My profile is in itself a living entity that has evolved over many separate periods of being active on this site over the last several years. If you can't handle the verbose, abstract, and somewhat stream of conscious nature of it, you will definitely not like me. If you can at least hang in there and use your reading and/or skimming skills, then I probably want to talk to you.

Thank you in advance for giving me a few minutes of your time.

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I DJ around this alphabet town as [Sigil]. I basically want to be the DJ version of Lestat de Lioncourt. IDK if that will work, but whatever, I can dream.

I'm the illegitimate love child of Gary Numan and Nina Hagen. A goth heart encrusted in glitter and bleeding rainbows, and I am probably the friendliest misanthrope you've ever met. I have a hard time identifying with neurotypical individuals.

I am in month six of residing in Portland after an exodus from Denver. I need someone to do shit with. I'm looking for friends. Currently taking applications for someone to build a boat out of junk and light out for the territory with this summer.

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I come from the future.
In the future, every day is Taco Tuesday.

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http://transphat.tumblr.com/
is one of my classier tumblrs

I am a desert creature. )'(

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One of my core philosophies is "If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person."
I prefer to yell Bob Sagget instead of God Damnit.

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

Fruitlessly searching for a pump with a Presta fitting.
Dismembering Social Media.
Frowning at metrics.
Event production.
Making Photoshop CS6 do unnatural things.
Making love to your computer. Shhh. Just let it happen.
DJing. glitch hop, future bass, electro, new wave, goth, and industrial.
Here's a glitch hop and bass music mini mix
Making music.
Exploring Portland.
Making something not quite unlike art.
Talking to myself.

Determined not to be a Nice Guy of OkCupid

I'm really into rockets and spacecraft so it is my intention to go to school so that I can build them.

Biking no handsies.
Editing my profile.
Parallel parking.
Building things.
Synthesizers.
The internet.
Sorting lists.
Science.
Legos.
Lists.

"you're a trip"

Yes, my glasses are crooked. I know.

[MUSIC]

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie

Lets get alphabetical.
[★ = extra favorite]

★†‡† (Ritualz), 45 Grave, AC Slater, ★Amon Tobin, ★Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, Autechre, B 52's, ★Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, Beck, Berlin, Bjork, Blondie, ★Boards of Canada, Brian Eno, Brian Ferry, Buzzcocks, Chicks on Speed, Christian Death, Concrete Blonde, CRIM3S, ★Crystal Castles, Current 93, D.I.M., ★David Bowie, ★Depeche Mode, Dev, Drop the Lime, Duran Duran, EdIT, El-P, ★Elliott Smith, Erasure, ESKMO, FEAR, ★Fever Ray, Fiona Apple, Fischer Spooner, Flaming Lips, ★Freddy Todd, Gang of Four, Garbage, ★Gary Numan, GG Allin, Glitchmob, ★Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Gvcci Hvcci, Iggy Pop, Jookabox, Kasabian, Kissy Sellout, Kraddy, Kraftwerk, Legendary Pink Dots, Lou Reed, Love and Rockets, Lykke Li, ★Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Mimosa, ★Ministry, Miss Kittin, Missing Persons, Murder City Devils, ★My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Neutral Milk Hotel, ★Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, OhGr, Ooah, ★Otto von Schriach, Passion Pit, Peter Murphy, Portishead, Psychic TV, Rafter, Roxy Music, RUN DMC, Santogold, Sex Pistols, ★Siouxsie and the Banshees, ★Sisters of Mercy, ★Skinny Puppy, ★Sleigh Belles, Sqarepusher, Subhumans, Subtle, T. Rex, ★Talking Heads, The Cult, ★The Dead Kennedys, The Decemberists, The Faint, The Knife, The Misfits, The Smiths, The White Stripes, ★Tom Waits, TV On the Radio, Venetian Snares, Vitalic, Ween, XTC, xxyyxx

[BOOKS]

More than anything, I like very technical, dry, non fiction things with lots of diagrams and tables.

~OR~

DUNE and Cyberpunk pls.

[MOVIES]

Until the End of the World aka Bis ans Ende der Welt, Forbidden Zone, The Lost Boys. The Holy Mountain, Blue Velvet, Brazil, Apocalypse Now, Gummo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dr Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Death Race 2000, A Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Time Bandits, Reservoir dogs, The Ice Pirates, Velvet Goldmine, Legend, Labyrinth, The Thin Red Line, Thank You For Smoking, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Young Einstein, Natural Born Killers, Moulin Rouge, THX 1138, Tron, Patton, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, The King and I, Strange Brew, The Black Hole, Sukiyaki Western Django, Creation, Marie Antoinette, Rango, Zardoz

[TELEVISION]

jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
and
| (• ◡•)| finn the human

Twin Peaks, Superjail!, How Its Made, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Game of Thrones, Off The Air, Adventure Time.

[FOOD]

If every day was a pizza party that would be okay with me.
There's this food cart downtown called I Like Thai Food. It is. The. Best. And when they say spicy, they mean opening up a dimensional gate to the Elder World spicy.

Fuck mayonnaise.

☠ computermachine
☠ ♥
☠ saw waves
☠ sine waves
☠ square waves
☠ hot sauce
7. vision correction

Memorabilia

†cats
†food
†LEDs
†trees
†bikes
†occult
†discord
†energy
†fashion
†science
†absurdism
†technology
†dissonance
†synthesizers
†sustainability
†rocket engines

Oops I just thought about cats again.

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One time I outed my whole OkC profile to 1783 people on Facebook.

Until very recently I really honestly thought I was 5'8".
I was wrong. I apologize to everyone ever.

You want to put on a Bowie album and freak out in a moonage daydream.

A simple hello could lead to a million things.

[It's 2013. Have you learned how to rotate your photos yet?]
You want to fill in this blank:
One time at Burning Man __________________________.
**You want to help me fix my bike's drivetrain!
You want to build a boat.
You don't specify a height requirement in this section on your own profile. It's lame and a double standard.
You want to be friends.
You are an autodidact too.
You would never utter the word "sheeple" unless as a joke.
You want me to laugh at your jokes.
You want to give me your Netflix password.
You want to do a session of Skype show-and-tell.
You want to build a secret fort in Forest Park.
You'll delete my browser history for me if I die.
You want to go to OMSI
You want to head out to the desert.
You want to build a rocket / art car / mutant bicycle.
You want to make Mexican food with me.
You want to get pie and coffee somewhere thats a cross between a Quentin Tarantino and David Lynch filming location.
You want to take me to a motherfucking drag show.
You want to fill in the blank: __________.
You want to.