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My self-summary
Disclosure: I'm not here for dating.
I wanna be your friend.

I'm the illegitimate love child of Gary Numan and Nina Hagen. A goth heart encrusted in glitter and bleeding rainbows, and, I am indeed the friendliest misanthrope you've ever met. I have a hard time identifying with neurotypical individuals. I am not always nice, but rarely unkind. One of my core philosophies is "If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person."

I come from the future.
What I’m doing with my life
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

Small business owner.
Cat herding.
Making people dance.
DJing: future bass, electro, new wave, alternative, goth, and industrial.
Will never shy from the opportunity to slip in My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult or Sisters of Mercy at a party I'm spinning
Making music.

I'm really into rockets and spacecraft, so I am going to school so that I can build them.
--> Get your ass to Mars.
I’m really good at
Squeezing every dB out of it.
Biking no handsies.
Editing my profile.
Parallel parking.
Building things.
The internet.
Sorting lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses are crooked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie

My favorite bands right now are CRIM3S, The Knife and Crystal Castles. That should say a lot about where I am musically.
New loves:
Shit Robot
Hooray for Earth

The list. Lets get alphabetical.

†‡† (Ritualz), Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Boards of Canada, Brian Eno, Concrete Blonde, CRIM3S, Crystal Castles, D.I.M., David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Electric Wizard, Elliott Smith, ESKMO, FEAR, Fever Ray, Freddy Todd, Garbage, Gary Numan, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Gvcci Hvcci [RIP], Jookabox, LCD Soundsystem, M83, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, OhGr, Oingo Boingo, Otto von Schriach, Pictureplane, Psychic TV, Rafter, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Sleigh Belles, Subtle, Talking Heads, The Dead Kennedys, The Knife, The Misfits, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Vitalic, Ween, XTC, xxyyxx


More than anything, I like very technical, dry, non fiction things with lots of diagrams and tables. If it were practical, I'd snuggle up with a set of encyclopedias. Instead I tend to cozy up to my computer and get lost in Wikipedia for hours at a time.

William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Isaac Asimov, Hunter S. Thompson, George R. R. Martin, Phillip K. Dick.


Until the End of the World aka Bis ans Ende der Welt, Forbidden Zone, The Lost Boys. The Holy Mountain, Blue Velvet, Brazil, Apocalypse Now, Gummo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Big Labowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy, Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, Death Race 2000, A Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Time Bandits, The Ice Pirates, Velvet Goldmine, Legend, Labyrinth, The Thin Red Line, The Fountain, Pan's Labyrinth, Young Einstein, Natural Born Killers, Moulin Rouge, THX 1138, Tron, Patton, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou, The King and I, Strange Brew, The Black Hole, Sukiyaki Western Django, Creation, Marie Antoinette, Rango, Zardoz


jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
| (• ◡•)| finn the human

Twin Peaks, Superjail!, How Its Made, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Off The Air.


I sure do like food.

Fuck mayonnaise.
The six things I could never do without
☠ computermachine

saw waves
sine waves
square waves
hot sauce
7. vision correction
I spend a lot of time thinking about

rocket engines
democratic socialism
† Starting a vegan fried food cart called the Thill Kill Kart

Oops I just thought about cats again.
On a typical Friday night I am

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sandals kind of freak me out but Vibram Five Fingers are a dealbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.
You should message me if
You want to put on a Bowie album and freak out in a moonage daydream