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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 22
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-proclaimed King of the Koopas seeks spunky princess for assorted revelry in ruining pesky plumbers' go-kart competitions, minigame competitions, etc. Will join the party halfway through the quest, claiming to be in it for 'reclaiming my castle', but secretly have no problem saving the world every once in a while.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
INTP Double Scientist who works for Harvard. Draws webcomics, builds arcade cabinets, collects neon lights.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not navigating that little ball through the maze on those tilt games so they don't fall through the holes. How do people do those??
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How curly my hair is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 2001, Redwall, The Sirens of Titan, Snow Crash, The Hobbit, Slaughter-House Five
(B) Fight Club, Spaceballs, Run Lola Run, Star Wars, Back to the Future, March of the Penguins, Doom House, Groundhog Day, Snakes on a Plane, 300, Kill Bill, Kentucky Fried Movie, Ghostbusters, The Empire Strikes Back
(C) Breaking Bad, Scrubs, MST3K, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Futurama, Star Trek, Old Cartoons, Gundam, Fist of the North Star, Code Geass, Bob's Burgers
(D) Talking Heads, Classic Rock, Pink Floyd, They Might Be Giants, The Moody Blues, Electric Light Orchestra, Bad Religion, Daft Punk, Dave Matthews Band, Keane, The Protomen, chiptunes
(E) Cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, a "repeat song" function, my cat, diet soda, desk fans, the Coriolis effect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How overly complicated mechanics interact to produce the most hilarious results.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering how the hell I'll finish the next page by Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like cosplay, but I am not good at sewing at all.
You should message me if
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You have some sort of cosmic power you're looking for an avatar/herald to help with.

You have some character you made that you want to tell me all about. You're someone who likes to sleep in on Sundays. You're looking for someone who's nerdy, artistic, and sarcastic.