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34 F Glasgow, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Black, Native American, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Addendum: I am in an open relationship with my husband. This does not mean I intend to leave him for you. Nor that I will invite you into our bedroom. I am looking specifically for a Dominant minded man with a genuine understanding of kink. I love you vanilla folk I do but I am looking for a very specific play mate and vanilla I can get at home to a high standard. I am looking for a long term play mate. Not one night stands or cam 'fun'. This admission does not mean I am easy, want to see your cock to please you nor does it mean you can address me as slut or anything else you would not address a lady as (Least not till you know me!). I first would like to connect with your brain. Read my profile, if you think I am talking out my arse, I am not the broad for you. If you chuckle then maybe drop me a line. I am indeed full figured. (Thankfully fuller in all the best bits!) so if that is not to your liking never mind. If it is welcome I am not shy about it and I love my body, you'll likely love it too! Ok addendum donedum!

I am very fond of green sweets, especially if their lime flavoured, because lime is the best flavour EVER. I really dislike red sweets because theres far to much hype surrounding them. Infact I like everything that is green, except really nasty green boogies and kiwi fruits, which make my tongue feel tingly and I think I'm allergic to.
On the subject of allergies I'm also allergic to tinned fish and hairy caterpillars, both of which make me hallucinate. when I was little I ate tinned sardines and thought that clowns were stealing the washing off the clothes line.
If your my arch enemy- yes Jamie I know your out there somewhere- don't even think about using this information against me, 'cos i have spent many years building up a tolerance to these things and your plans will fail miserably as I am now nearly invincible!

I am Abnormal, mucilaginous, and cinnamon-flavoured
What I’m doing with my life
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I am doing many varied and interesting things with my life.

Ok I'm lying. I work in a cinema where I watch my staff serve popcorn and then pick it back up off the floor again. Its possible that someone out there is delusional enough to find this varied and interesting, so if you are any such person please do not contact me as you disgust me.

Actually bollocks to that I love my job! And you wish you had it! :p
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ummm if you're reading this and you're attractive, single and close by then I'm very, very good at oral sex. I am good at being a good girl. For the right Man anyway...

If you're not then I'm a really good hired killer. My weapons of choice are ninja death stars, medicine balls and big fuck-off guns.

I'm also an excellent cook and enjoy walks in the park and splashing in April showers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My right elbow. Its an attractive elbow. I often leave it on display and dress it up with bows and glitter to bring out its finer features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can't read, but if I could I would most definitely read Christopher Brookmyre. My favourite books would include, Salinger's Catcher in the Rye, Orwell's 1984, John Berger's King, Harper Lee's To kill a mockingbird, Nabokov's Lolita, Suskind's Perfume, Nick Johnstone's A head full of blue, Tom Baker's The boy who kicked pigs, Antoine de Saint-Exupery's The little prince and anything by the Marquis de Sade.

As an ex-film student I have a mini film obsession, I've tried to channel my energies into more worthy pursuits but hey I get sexual fulfilment from those cute little shiny DVDs so there. Too many to name! Everything from Film Noir, to German Expressionism to 60's British Kitchen Sink dramas to Surreal indie to the latest block buster.

I love music, especially stuff that's angry or slitty wristy, or just plain beautifully sad. Faith No More are my favourite band and in my head still together! And Mike Patton is my religion.

TV I am a Browncoat at heart and Joss Whedon is my homie yo! Walking Dead, Dexter, Jericho, Californication all that type of jazz and a mild obsession with RT News.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spent many years hidding out in the wilderness of Cornwell a couple years back. This experience taught me how to survive without the help of anything let alone six things.
However I do really like products from LUSH mmmm bubble new and hurried move to Glasgow has found me with only a shower. If you're local and are willing to let me borrow your bath for an hour or so I'd appreciate it!
and Walking Dead that programme rocks! God Zombies are cool... have you got your Zombie survival plan? I have biatch!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the meaning of and point of it. Love, the meaning of and point of it. Green things, the meaning of and point of them. Trees (I like them...alot). More green things. Olives. My nails, which i carefully cultivate...ready to strike!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up in a ball being beaten by big burley men 'cos I owe them gambling money. Or failing that I'm in an S&M club being beaten by big burley men in gimp masks, cos I miss my regular friday night beating by other big burley men.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a fondness for blood. No seriously I do. If you let me bite you I'll love you for life.

(and I have the dirty dancing soundtrack on my Ipod- I will not apologise for this!)
You should message me if
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A- Your not going to be mean to me or you are but you know in the *right* way...
B- You want me to bite you, fine or you can bite me if you want!
C- You actually bothered to get to the end of this profile.
D- Your not a complete tosser.
E- Your a geek i love geek boys (& girls)!
F- Your funny.
G- You wanna.
H- The voices tell you to.
I- All the 'Yours' instead of You're made you shudder a bit but you could live with it. Standards are great Nazi's suck!