Addendum: I am in an open relationship with my husband. This does
not mean I intend to leave him for you. Nor that I will invite you
into our bedroom. I am looking specifically for a Dominant minded
man with a genuine understanding of kink
. I love you vanilla folk I do but I am
looking for a very specific play mate and vanilla I can get at home
to a high standard. I am looking for a long term play mate. Not one
night stands or cam 'fun'. This admission does not mean I am easy,
want to see your cock to please you nor does it mean you can
address me as slut or anything else you would not address a lady as
(Least not till you know me!). I first would like to connect with
your brain. Read my profile, if you think I am talking out my arse,
I am not the broad for you. If you chuckle then maybe drop me a
line. I am indeed full figured. (Thankfully fuller in all the best
bits!) so if that is not to your liking never mind. If it is
welcome I am not shy about it and I love my body, you'll likely
love it too! Ok addendum donedum!
I am very fond of green sweets
, especially if their
lime flavoured, because lime is the best flavour EVER. I really
dislike red sweets because theres far to much hype surrounding
them. Infact I like everything that is green, except really nasty
green boogies and kiwi fruits, which make my tongue feel tingly and
I think I'm allergic to.
On the subject of allergies I'm also allergic to tinned fish and
hairy caterpillars, both of which make me hallucinate. when I was
little I ate tinned sardines and thought that clowns were stealing
the washing off the clothes line.
If your my arch enemy- yes Jamie I know your out there somewhere-
don't even think about using this information against me, 'cos i
have spent many years building up a tolerance to these things and
your plans will fail miserably as I am now nearly invincible!
I am Abnormal, mucilaginous, and cinnamon-flavoured