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isros

30 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So then, I guess this has been filler for long enough. Well, I guess it'll still be filler, but it will be entertaining filler. And largely plagiarized. But plagiarism, like most ethical lapses, is fun until you're likely to get caught.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fulfilling my dream of being the word's sixth most powerful superhero while maintaining my secret identity as the world's greatest billionaire playboy astronaut cowboy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.

No... wait.

Getting to the chopper!

Oh jeez, that's even worse.

Would you accept quote mining IMDB for quotes from Schwarzenegger movies?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big man and I need a big Shredder!

Homeless people and strangers (same thing, really) pretty much exclusively refer to me as "big man." Oddly enough, a blue-collar Bostonian (man, I'm really hitting some redundancies on this one) looking for a fight has never asked me if that's what I think I am.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six!? Six!?
How about this: Burritos and gin are tied for one through 5 and 6 can be... I don't know. Gojira. Not the band. French metal? Weak, dude. Totally lame.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Miniature giant fighting robots, sharp bits of plastic, and janitors. Er, sanitation engineers. No, I'm sticking janitors.

Oh, and the serial comma. Why do Harvard and Oxford both get to claim it? Surely only one of them must have started using it first.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
See the six things. Okay, maybe not burritos as often as I'd like... or gin. Lately that's been wishful thinking more often than not. I do do (heh, doodoo) that Schwarzenegger stuff though on the box that glows and makes exploding noises.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was genuinely surprised at my age when I saw it at the top of the page.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it all the way down here? Jeez. I used up all my best material up there. If you decide to continue on, expect me to scrape the bottom with something weird, like pictures of dolphins in hats.

I guess what I'm saying is that you should message me if you want pictures of dolphins in hats.

No more of that. It turns out that dolphins are very fashion conscious and slow to forgive. I'm not going to subject myself to their abuse again.