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30 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
So then, I guess this has been filler for long enough. Well, I guess it'll still be filler, but it will be entertaining filler. And largely plagiarized. But plagiarism, like most ethical lapses, is fun until you're likely to get caught.
What I’m doing with my life
Fulfilling my dream of being the word's sixth most powerful superhero while maintaining my secret identity as the world's greatest billionaire playboy astronaut cowboy.
I’m really good at
Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.

No... wait.

Getting to the chopper!

Oh jeez, that's even worse.

Would you accept quote mining IMDB for quotes from Schwarzenegger movies?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big man and I need a big Shredder!

Homeless people and strangers (same thing, really) pretty much exclusively refer to me as "big man." Oddly enough, a blue-collar Bostonian (man, I'm really hitting some redundancies on this one) looking for a fight has never asked me if that's what I think I am.
The six things I could never do without
Six!? Six!?
How about this: Burritos and gin are tied for one through 5 and 6 can be... I don't know. Gojira. Not the band. French metal? Weak, dude. Totally lame.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Miniature giant fighting robots, sharp bits of plastic, and janitors. Er, sanitation engineers. No, I'm sticking janitors.

Oh, and the serial comma. Why do Harvard and Oxford both get to claim it? Surely only one of them must have started using it first.
On a typical Friday night I am
See the six things. Okay, maybe not burritos as often as I'd like... or gin. Lately that's been wishful thinking more often than not. I do do (heh, doodoo) that Schwarzenegger stuff though on the box that glows and makes exploding noises.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was genuinely surprised at my age when I saw it at the top of the page.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You made it all the way down here? Jeez. I used up all my best material up there. If you decide to continue on, expect me to scrape the bottom with something weird, like pictures of dolphins in hats.

I guess what I'm saying is that you should message me if you want pictures of dolphins in hats.

No more of that. It turns out that dolphins are very fashion conscious and slow to forgive. I'm not going to subject myself to their abuse again.