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isunklower

29 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
AN EXCERPT FROM A DRUNKEN 3-PAGE HANDWRITTEN LIST ENTITLED "The Reasons of Nate Walsh"

32) Striking blue eyes when not donning glasses (NOT Devil Eyes).

33) *Clearly* no misguided delusions about wealth and prestige.

34) DOES NOT DRIVE SLOWLY DURING RAIN

35) Otherwise irritating two-toned hair makes for intriguing eyebrows.

36) Bardic knowledge. Could conceivably make a stew, assemble a small engine, play a lovely flute song. But no more than that.

37) Subtlety and wit: sit upon me like a cloak.

38) Given name is "Nathan," not "Nathaniel," thank Christ.

39) The contents of most spam emails do not apply to me.

40) My bellybutton is pierced in a sexy yet nonthreatening manner.
What I’m doing with my life
So I moved out to the West Coast pretty much on a whim. At the moment, I'm dividing my time between freelance copywriting and trying to write a Real Thing (whatever that is). I'm also in the process of starting the Least Successful Party Planning Business Ever Around, so keep an eye out for that.

For like a week there, I was sort of Internet Famous (i.e., the best kind of famous) for this ad I made for my car.

I really want to be the subject of a Craigslist Missed Connections post, so I try to make penetrating eye contact at everyone around me at all times. I can't believe this hasn't worked yet.

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As always, I'm keeping an eye out for:

goth girls w/ sunny dispositions
– fellow karaoke enthusiasts
– my future archenemy
– pretty much anyone with an accent from the British isles
I’m really good at
Forming sentences.
Googling.
Worrying.
Succeeding in spite of myself.
Mario Kart.
Ironing.
Karaoke (not so much "good" as "loud, and with many high kicks").
Remembering song lyrics.
Throwing elaborate themed parties.
Inventing themed drinks and/or drinking games.
Holding doors for people (gender neutral).
Charmingly amateurish videos, arts + crafts, photoshopped images, and GeoCities-style websites.
Hula-hooping; I will kick your *ass* at hula-hooping.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am singing when I should probably not be singing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No one reads these, right?

BOOKS: Y - The Last Man, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Harry Potter erotic fan fiction, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Killing Yourself to Live, Scott Pilgrim, The Cheese Monkeys, Paper Towns, Achewood, Emily Post and Miss Manners etiquette books (even though OK Cupid continues to insist I am an impure charlatan)

MOVIES: Wizard People, Dear Reader, Rushmore, Brick, Shaun of the Dead, From Dusk 'Till Dawn, Babe 2: Pig in the City, Being John Malkovich, Hitch, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Brothers Bloom, Moon, In Bruges, Josie and the Pussycats, Ravenous, The Sandlot, anything with Nicolas Cage (but especially Zandalee)

TV: Community, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Arrested Development, My Name Is Earl, Veronica Mars, Scrubs (Seasons 1 – 3), Clone High, Rob & Big, Wilfred, Gilmore Girls, The Soup, Look Around You (Series 1), Peep Show, Party Down, the Powerpuff Girls, the Magic Bullet infomercial, Mad Men, Man v. Food, It's Always Sunny, anything they force feed me on the Disney Channel, anything that glamorizes or self-aggrandizes writers and writing

MUSIC: Frightened Rabbit, Okkervil River, Old 97's, Oxford Collapse, Collin Herring, The Dismemberment Plan, The Blow, The Dakota Smith, The Walkmen, Menomena, Harry and the Potters, The Streets, Cold War Kids, Girl Talk, Sleigh Bells, The Hold Steady, The New Pornographers, Enon, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Fountains of Wayne, Shearwater, Neutral Milk Hotel, Mike Doughty, JJAMZ, Cults, Phantogram, anything I know the words to

FOOD: Artichokes, avocados, raw mushrooms, polenta, risotto, terrible generic buffalo chicken wraps, cilantro, feta, goat cheese, that horrible Kraft canned parmesan cheese, M&M cookies, shitty super-Americanized fried rice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Myself. Portmanteaus. Time travel. What other people could possibly be thinking. What song lyrics mean. What anagrams words can be turned into. What I'd be like as a girl. Myspace angles. Nicolas Cage. The entire Coppola family, really. Death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Climbing shit, barfing in washing machines, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play this online paperdoll game for British teenage girls called Miss Bimbo. I am the 39th best player in the world (Username: Groaneesha).

2ND PLACE:
I legitimately find Kim Kardashian attractive. :( :( :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are trainwrecky, but subclinical.

AND/OR

You wear more eye makeup than is strictly necessary.