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italianguy19380

40 M Stuart, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m tall and fit with brown eyes “the color of good whiskey” (a poetic young lady once told me that). I have a passion for life that seems to be rare. I’m an musician and a warrior, a thinker and a dreamer.
I’m not a “stay at home” kind of man. I have a good relationship with my mom, my fingernails are clean and I'm emotionally stable.
Ok.. for the sake of this section I am "emotionally stable". I'm, in reality ,dangling off of the precipice, about to plummet into madness. Its OK though. I have an excellent hold on the edge and I don't feel tired. yet..
I've shed my chains. I've had my epiphany. I have embraced it's truth. All of life is a game. I will follow the rules. I will make my own when it suits me. My limitations were self-imposed. I cannot control, I cannot change anything but myself

I don't listen and rarely do as I'm told. I would do exactly the opposite of what I'm told every time, but that would mean I would have to listen. Its that not I don't respect what you had to say, its just that my way is better anyway.

I am Made out, of, and awesome
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A year in this relatively slow area has allowed me to put a lot of things in their place. I'm grateful for that. It has been an unplanned blessing of a rather unexpected migration. I am now causing drama and trouble without all the previous baggage to hold me back. Its allowed me an amazing amount of creativity and new found energy, because if you don't do it for love, do it for the story. There is nothing better than a story that starts with "you won't believe this sh*t......". The downside is you end up with a lot of stories than love, but honestly, who doesn't?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being awesome. This is because I am made of a little bit of awesome and I manage to be efficient with it.
This would be fantastic, unfortunately I rarely use my powers for good. I am a very bad super hero.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Your Daddy Drinks because you cry" by AL C. Oholic.

"What is your poo, telling you?" by Josh Richman

"Elliot isn't strange, he just has epilepsy" by compilation

"The little train that couldn't, because it was a worthless bum like your father"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about if me and my friends were being chased by a bear.
I realized one day though, that I don't have to be faster than the bear. Just faster than my slowest friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You won't believe this sh*t....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They see me rollin, and deep down inside, I know they hatin, and it hurts me. It Hurts Me real bad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are you stable, A musician? intellectually curious, capable of seeing things in shades of gray? I'm irrevrent. Please bring your sense of irony. I value logic above emotion, but am compelled equally by both. Kindly check your baggage at the door. Is this you? Feel free to contact me Are you falling apart? Making one bad decision after another? Is your life a series of stories that your friends entertain themselves with? It OK. You can contact me too. I might be in one of my moods to save someone. We both know you can't be saved and it won't end well, but at least we can both enjoy the ride as you plummet to your end. I'll just be exiting early so I can climb back to the top and catch the next ride .