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italiansausag83

30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not much bothers me. Open (can tell me anything). Can fit in any crowd, but not fake. Allergic to cold weather! Some what old fashioned and traditional, but not a square. I like to over exaggerate when I joke and have a very random sarcastic sense of humor that might take awhile to get used to. I have a dancing problem; if there is a dance floor, then you and me are dancing! Don't make me dougie by myself!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Paying those taxes
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Dancing (not white)
-Soccer/basketball kinda
-cooking/grilling(i make best meatballs ever)
-sarcasm
-being Arnie from "whats eating gilbert grape"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
am i a terrorist?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Goosebumps!, Spot the dog, Where's Waldo, Magic eye..
Movies - step brothers, grandmas boy, dumb & dumber, LotR
Shows - Workaholics, Tim and Eric's awesome show, To Catch a Predator
Music - mostly Trap, Dubstep and other EDM
I CAN NOT stand country and christian music!
Games - League of Legends, Cards against humanity
Food - not picky, I eat everything. like trying new things. Spicy food turns me on!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
angry italian mother
the sun (that vitamin D)
Guinness(beer)
Soccer and Football
Caffiene
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Has anyone really been as far decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not Jewish or Muslim please; I like my pork products, especially bacon! ..Lets get weird!