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23 M Eastpointe, MI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:00am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I just want to meet a nice person with really good taste in music.

An affinity for the great outdoors is a plus.

I'd like to meet interesting people, male or female, to have interesting conversations with.

I like cooking and making bracelets for my friends.

I'm a feminist.

I love animals. My favorites are cats, humans, dogs, goats and turtles. In that order. You think I'm trying to be funny.

If Ayn Rand is one of your favorites, our relationship will be strained at best...

Much to my surprise, Meyer-Briggs was pretty spot on: INTJ

"Personal relationships, particularly romantic ones, can be the INTJ's Achilles heel. While they are capable of caring deeply for others (usually a select few), and are willing to spend a great deal of time and effort on a relationship, the knowledge and self-confidence that make them so successful in other areas can suddenly abandon or mislead them in interpersonal situations.

This happens in part because many INTJs do not readily grasp the social rituals; for instance, they tend to have little patience and less understanding of such things as small talk and flirtation (which most types consider half the fun of a relationship). To complicate matters, INTJs are usually extremely private people, and can often be naturally impassive as well, which makes them easy to misread and misunderstand. Perhaps the most fundamental problem, however, is that INTJs really want people to make sense."

oh well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
in 2013 I got a BA in Law, Philosophy and German from Western Michigan University that I will never use in a work setting. No regrets.

Spent the last 15 months working in the largest wilderness area in the continental US, teaching kids about the environment, building boardwalks and Adirondack Shelters, and a bunch of other cool stuff involving axes and chainsaws.

I own a house in Eastpointe and when I get back in late October, fixing it up will be my primary goal.

I play guitar and banjo. Actively trying to learn piano and harmonica. Always wanting to learn every instrument. Especially Cello.

I read books.

I play more Civilization V than I'd like to admit.

I like dancing. I am capable of rudimentary swing, primarily east coast. Square/contra dances are fun.

I spend about 2 hours a day cooking or baking, so I guess that counts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, talking politics or philosophy, recommending music, massages, not being a tool, making noises, logic, bullshitting (especially bullshitting,) remaining neutral, seeing/reading things that are far away, remembering unimportant details, spelling, being frugal.

I've been a painter before so I can help you paint your room and it will look nice :]

I have Wilderness First Responder (First Aid) training so if you break your femur in half or get an impaled lung in the middle of nowhere, I can fix you up with tentpoles, duct tape and plastic bags.

Things I'm not good at: commas, semicolons, depth perception, reasonable sleep cycles, remembering important things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why is he so quiet? What's with the scar on his forehead?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cat's Cradle, Siddhartha, Fahrenheit 451, Heart of Darkness, Steppenwolf, the Prophet, 1984, the Glass Bead Game.

Movies: Waking Life, Donnie Darko, I Heart Huckabees, Almost Famous, the Life Aquatic, Dr. Strangelove or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.

Shows: Adventure Time! Workaholics, Cosmos with Carl Sagan.

Music: Bright Eyes, Fleet Foxes, Jenny Lewis, Dark Dark Dark, Breathe Owl Breathe, Lady Lamb the Beekeeper, The Dirty Projectors, Almanac Shouters, Regina Spektor.

Food: most things.

My favorite poem of all time:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends (not the show)
Breaking the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music. farming. existentialism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going for a walk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I look at your profile I look at your music, then look at unacceptable answers. foreveralone

Though I'm a big fan of massages, cuddling, contact in general, I am, for all intents and purposes, somewhere between asexual and celibate. I guess it's called demisexual. I don't know.

This is a deal-breaker for most. Oh well. I'm really only looking for friends anyway.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you really, really like cats.

-you know every word to every Bright Eyes song.

-you play an instrument and/or sing'd like to get to know me better, I'm more interesting than this profile :]