Hello! My name is Ted and I am a stand up comedian. I really enjoy all types of comedy but right now am focusing on stand up. I live in Edina but my heart is anywhere but Minnesota. I have a very large tolerance for anything and everything offensive so I'm really easy to get along with.

I hang out with friends and I also play video games! My comedy has allowed me to meet many interesting people and visit many different cities and states. I recently became addicted to Chipotle, so that happened.

Movie trivia. Computers. Music trivia for the most part. I'm also good at raising my dog and taking care of my nephew. Two in the same really. I am also good at sports and like to get out in the summer. In the winter my friends and comedy are the only things getting me out of the house. Also I play a lot of video games which I'm sure just excited all of you. I can be sarcastic sometimes if you couldn't tell.

I am very outgoing and like to joke around quite a bit. Also I have blue eyes which apparently are very noticeable on me. More recently, my beard has become a talking point.

I love movies and music. If you wanna know some of my favorites feel free to ask me. Recently I have been obsessed with Scott pilgrim vs the world. I love chuck palahniuk books and I love the Enders game series it's the nerd in me.

My friends, my family, my dog, my phone, my car, and comedy!

Jokes, movies, and how to make things disappear with magic. Also, midgets fascinate me!

Working or doing shows! If neither, I am going out and enjoying the company of friends.

I am a really open and honest person so all you need to do is ask. More specifically I have no shame so I pretty much verbally spew a lot! Ok, here's one, I cried like a baby watching Newsies when I was younger. No joke.

You're interested in having a good conversation, listening to lots of good music, watching movies, or you want to hang out and see where it goes. Also you have to have a good/crass sense of humor or at least not get offended by it.

Oooo and especially if you're interested in gaming! Please please let you exist!