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itisme85

30 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Sign
Capricorn
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hola! So I'm currently living in Bedsty/Bushwick area of Brooklyn. I feel like that's a good place to start. I'm stress free and really don't have any plans to start up with that again. I enjoy good food, great company, and love to laugh! Sometimes when I'm writing Things I feel like an exclamation point is the only way to get across the inflection that I would truly be using and that means I use a lot of exclamation points!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hang out with friends and I like to visit as many bars as possible. My comedy has allowed me to meet many interesting people and visit many different cities and states. So I guess traveling and drinking? That sounds magical when I say it out loud.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It's weird that this site has a bragging portion in it. I mean I guess I'm good at a lot of things but not really sure what would be applicable to life? I mean does having a good handle on film and television shows count? What about being able to put up with a lot of negativity without letting it affect me? I think that's pretty skillful!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very outgoing and like to joke around quite a bit. Also I have blue eyes which apparently are very noticeable on me. More recently, my beard has become a talking point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love movies and music. If you wanna know some of my favorites feel free to ask me. Recently I have been obsessed with Scott pilgrim vs the world. I love chuck palahniuk books and I love the Enders game series it's the nerd in me. Ok so here is a list in no particular order:
Foo fighters
Tool
A Perfect Circle
The Strokes
Any Marvel Movie
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Alt-J
More to come....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my family, my dog, my phone, my sense of wonder, and air. That last one is pretty important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why did Peter Piper pick those damn peppers in the first place?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or doing shows! If neither, I am going out and enjoying the company of friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a really open and honest person so all you need to do is ask. More specifically I have no shame so I pretty much verbally spew a lot! Ok, here's one, I cried like a baby watching Newsies when I was younger. No joke.
You should message me if
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You're interested in having a good conversation, listening to lots of good music, watching movies, or you want to hang out and see where it goes. Also you have to have a good/crass sense of humor or at least not get offended by it. I mean I guess you've already decided if you're going to message me before you even got to this part. Right?