1. What are you doing on this site?
Looking for loooooooooove.
2. No, but like why are you online dating?
Why are YOU online dating????? DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME, BRAH.
Okay, perhaps I overreacted. I'm just looking to cast a wider net. I'm single and I'd like to meet interesting people to date, so why not try this ol' World Wide Web that I've been hearing so much about?
4. So, what do you like to do?
I like watching movies, reading, listening to music, going out with friends, having fun, etc. I never know how to answer this without sounding completely LAME. I like feeding off the souls of infants. MWAHAHAHA.
5. You feed off the souls of infants????
That was a joke.
6. What's your favorite color?
7. Wanna fuck? ;)
Hmmm, no. Well, maybe. You know what? Yes. Yes, I do.
8. wats up wit u?
nmu? o rly? lol, thats cray. ttyl. #yolo #swag #killyourself
9. How did you graduate college at 20???
No one ever asks this. This was clearly inserted in here as a clumsy way to brag about skipping the second grade. How transparent! Jesus, Tracy...
10. You're weird.
That's not a question, you twat! But, yes. I am.