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its_this_girl

22 Islandia, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Tracy. Remember this, it will be important later...

FAQ:

1. What are you doing on this site?
Looking for loooooooooove.

2. No, but like why are you online dating?
Why are YOU online dating????? DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME, BRAH.

3. Ummmm...
Okay, perhaps I overreacted. I'm just looking to cast a wider net. I'm single and I'd like to meet interesting people to date, so why not try this ol' World Wide Web that I've been hearing so much about?

4. So, what do you like to do?
I like watching movies, reading, listening to music, going out with friends, having fun, etc. I never know how to answer this without sounding completely LAME. I like feeding off the souls of infants. MWAHAHAHA.

5. You feed off the souls of infants????
That was a joke.

6. What's your favorite color?
Purple.

7. Wanna fuck? ;)
Hmmm, no. Well, maybe. You know what? Yes. Yes, I do.

8. wats up wit u?
nmu? o rly? lol, thats cray. ttyl. #yolo #swag #killyourself

9. How did you graduate college at 20???
No one ever asks this. This was clearly inserted in here as a clumsy way to brag about skipping the second grade. How transparent! Jesus, Tracy...

10. You're weird.
That's not a question, you twat! But, yes. I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actress, AKA I'm broke and will continue to be for a while. I graduated from college where I majored in acting. I'm expecting to be doing all the sad soul-crushing jobs that artists have to languish doing until my ship comes in, currently it's customer service. I also am a member of two improv groups, I do standup comedy, I write plays, novels, poetry, sketches, and musical parodies of songs, but I don't get paid for any of that stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
recontextualizing failures so as not to completely slide into the abyss of despair that I am at the precipice of on an almost daily basis, keeping things light, reading too deeply into what other people say and do, impressions, guessing the next line in movies and sitcoms, memorizing song lyrics, forgetting what day of the week it is
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm STABBING THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...probably that I'm loudly telling a stupid joke. And that I'm black. And short.

I'm noticing on here that people call me "gorgeous" a lot. Not pretty, not beautiful, not hot, not cute, but "gorgeous." I'm not really sure what that means, but it's a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Stephen King, Christopher Pike, Roald Dahl, Shakespeare, Adam Rapp, Alan Ball, Edgar Allen Poe
I'm also THAT person. You know, the one who actually read the book to the movie. Usually after I saw the movie, though.

Movies: The Fifth Element is my favorite movie of all time. Everything else defies being listed, there's way too many. Let's just discuss movies for the first ten years we get to know each other. I also watch bad movies on purpose and with great delight. I love movies.

Shows: Parks And Rec, The Office, True Blood, Girls, Mad Men, United States Of Tara, SNL, Daria, Whitest Kids U' Know, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, Portlandia, The IT Crowd, Louie, Shameless, Breaking Bad, My Strange Addiction, Robot Chicken, Moral Orel, Orange is The New Black, Oz, House of Cards, House of Lies, Masters of Sex, Nurse Jackie, The Affair

Music: Prince, Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Tyler the Creator, Vitalic, The Antlers, Björk, Fiona Apple, Prince, Owen Pallett, Sons Of An Illustrious Father, The Harmonica Lewinskies, Prince, Me'Shell Ndegéocello, Radiohead, Tears For Fears, Bat For Lashes, Beck, Tame Impala, Saul Williams, Prince, NIN, Arctic Monkeys, The XX, Prince, Rubblebucket, Joanna Newsom, Massive Attack, Yelle, Pixies, Queen, No Doubt, Calvin Harris, Prince, Outkast, The Beach Boys, Fever Ray, The Beatles, The Cure, Nirvana, Prince, Isaac Hayes, mc chris, Bill Withers, Eminem, Prince, No Doubt, The B-52's, UNKLE, Twin Shadow, Metronomy

...Did I mention I like Prince?

Food: Whatever it is, put some cheese on it.*

*That's hyperbole, there are several things in this world that cheese should not taint itself by associating with.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sister
2. My consciousness
3. My iPod
4. My laptop
5. Baby animals!!!
6. Raspberry gingerale
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
words like pumpernickel, duodenum, and mercurial.

who would screw somebody just to get a drink around here.

what if I were a wolf.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Deciding whether to keep the plans I made to go out or put on my comfy sweats and break out a movie from my vast collection.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid to eat on a first date because I attack my meals.

I don't like Flo from those Progressive commercials.

I cried while watching Snakes on a Plane one time.

I have anxiety about most forms of communication: phone calls, texting, instant messaging, skyping, carrier pigeon...
Basically, I'm more interesting in person.

Sometimes I go back and read some of my old writing and I'm like, damn, that was really clever of me, even though to everyone else I'm totally modest about my work.

I unironically read and enjoyed Archie comics for several years despite the fact that there were only about 6 plots that ever happened. I can talk about Archie and his friends for hours.

Also all the stuff on my tumblr - http://vectorsvalenced.tumblr.com/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like what you read. Note, I didn't say see. I figure getting past my pictures means I'm not a hideous swamp creature to you, so let's dig a bit past the surface here.

You're also approximately 75% more likely to get a response if you use my name. I like my name.

If your first question is "420 friendly?" you probably are waaaaaaaay too into weed to date me. I don't care one way or the other. Personally, I don't find it fun so if you're entertaining visions of smoke rings delicately seeping out of the corners of my mouth, no. That's not likely.

I'm also not looking to "smash" total strangers. Have you heard of gonorrhea? It's supposed to be pretty awful.

And lastly, "hey what's up" was covered in my FAQ. If that's all you have to say, keep on trucking.

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