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21 F Islandia, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:36pm
Black, Hispanic / Latin
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm Tracy. Remember this, it will be important later...


1. What are you doing on this site?
Looking for loooooooooove.

2. No, but like why are you online dating?
Why are YOU online dating????? DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME, BRAH.

3. Ummmm...
Okay, perhaps I overreacted. I'm just looking to cast a wider net. I'm single and I'd like to meet interesting people to date, so why not try this ol' World Wide Web that I've been hearing so much about?

4. So, what do you like to do?
I like watching movies, reading, listening to music, going out with friends, having fun, etc. I never know how to answer this without sounding completely LAME. I like feeding off the souls of infants. MWAHAHAHA.

5. You feed off the souls of infants????
That was a joke.

6. What's your favorite color?

7. Wanna fuck? ;)
Hmmm, no. Well, maybe. You know what? Yes. Yes, I do.

8. wats up wit u?
nmu? o rly? lol, thats cray. ttyl. #yolo #swag #killyourself

9. How did you graduate college at 20???
No one ever asks this. This was clearly inserted in here as a clumsy way to brag about skipping the second grade. How transparent! Jesus, Tracy...

10. You're weird.
That's not a question, you twat! But, yes. I am.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an actress, AKA I'm broke and will continue to be for a while. I graduated from college where I majored in acting and now I work in broadcasting where I do all the technical things that make CBS and Showtime shows go from regular videos to on demand videos. I also am a member of two improv groups, I do standup comedy, I write plays, novels, poetry, sketches, and musical parodies of songs, but I don't get paid for any of that stuff.
I’m really good at
recontextualizing failures so as not to completely slide into the abyss of despair that I am at the precipice of on an almost daily basis, keeping things light, reading too deeply into what other people say and do, impressions, guessing the next line in movies and sitcoms, memorizing song lyrics, forgetting what day of the week it is
The first things people usually notice about me

...probably that I'm loudly telling a stupid joke. And that I'm black. And short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Stephen King, Christopher Pike, Roald Dahl, Shakespeare, Adam Rapp, Alan Ball, Edgar Allen Poe
I'm also THAT person. You know, the one who actually read the book to the movie. Usually after I saw the movie, though.

Movies: The Fifth Element is my favorite movie of all time. Everything else defies being listed, there's way too many. Let's just discuss movies for the first ten years we get to know each other.

Shows: Parks And Rec, The Office, True Blood, Girls, Mad Men, United States Of Tara, SNL, Daria, Whitest Kids U' Know, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, Portlandia, The IT Crowd, Louie, Shameless, Breaking Bad, My Strange Addiction, Robot Chicken, Moral Orel

Music: Prince, Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Tyler the Creator, Vitalic, The Antlers, Björk, Fiona Apple, Prince, Owen Pallett, Sons Of An Illustrious Father, The Harmonica Lewinskies, Prince, Me'Shell Ndegéocello, Radiohead, Tears For Fears, Bat For Lashes, Beck, Tame Impala, Saul Williams, Prince, NIN, Arctic Monkeys, The XX, Prince, Rubblebucket, Joanna Newsom, Massive Attack, Yelle, Pixies, Queen, No Doubt, Calvin Harris, Prince, Outkast, The Beach Boys, Fever Ray, The Beatles, The Cure, Nirvana, Prince, Isaac Hayes, mc chris, Bill Withers, Eminem, Prince, No Doubt, The B-52's, UNKLE, Twin Shadow, Metronomy

...Did I mention I like Prince?

Food: Whatever it is, put some cheese on it.*

*That's hyperbole, there are several things in this world that cheese should not taint itself by associating with it.
The six things I could never do without
1. My sister
2. My consciousness
3. My iPod
4. My laptop
5. Baby animals!!!
6. Raspberry gingerale
I spend a lot of time thinking about
words like pumpernickel, duodenum, and mercurial.

where Bo Burnam's fixation on tampons stems from.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, flinging the stacks of cash I'm making in the air and rolling in them to keep from weeping since I am a sellout.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid to eat on a first date because I attack my meals.

I don't like Flo from those Progressive commercials.

I cried while watching Snakes on a Plane one time.

I have anxiety about most forms of communication: phone calls, texting, instant messaging, skyping, carrier pigeon...
Basically, I'm more interesting in person.

Also all the stuff on my tumblr -
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
ah, whatever. I'd say if you actually read my profile, but the people who don't read my profile won't read this part either and will send me a message asking what my name is even though it's the FIRST LINE. Sorry, pet peeve. I guess message me if you're interested and interesting.