Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, if you have kids, I'm sorry but no.
I want my own, not someone else's.
I hate writing about myself. These things make all men seem
self-absorbed since they have to talk about themselves. I'm really
not that way, but here's a little about me...
I like to BBQ. If it's dead animal flesh I will make it
mouthwatering and it's not even an effort. My mother taught me to
bbq from an early age and it stuck with me(my dad does killer
spaghetti, and pumpkin pies/pies in general). Maybe it's a hunter
gatherer thing. I'm good at hunting(paper targets ) even better at
cooking the gatherings.(from the store)
I'm not your usual dude(Which by default, makes me sound like your
usual dude, I'm sorry.). I will take down any guy who disrespects
you, however, I do know the time and place for confrontation. I
will remember your birthday, important dates in your life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working more than full time, searching for the"perfect house".
Tired of cramped, rule filled apartment living. I had a great
desire to go to law school to protect the innocent, defend the
weak(or exploit the innocent and bury the weak), and be an
all-around good guy. However, I absolutely love my current career,
and there is always room to move up based off hard work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh, back/foot rubs, taking my jeep where hummers fear
I am also an excellent cook, I can appreciate good wine, and can
pick good wines to go with any meal. I am even better at crafting a
meal around a wine. If we hit it off, I will most assuredly make
you a priority. I'm not kidding. I have references.
I'm also really good at getting anyone that harasses/ bothers you
to quietly disappear. No one messes with a tall German guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tall ginger with a goatee. My eyes are gray and usually have
a mischievous look in them (practical jokes and general silliness )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Recently introduced to Castle and Firefly.
Other than that I don't watch much TV.
I love many movies, all the stuff from Quentin Tarentino, all the
typical amazing man movies like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Back to
the Future, etc. I'm an atypical typical guy I guess...
Books run the gamut from historical fiction to fantasy to sci-fi. I
read a lot of cooking books. I'm a gourmet. It's terrible. I'm a
better cook than Bobby Flay. Honestly, I think he, as well as many
on the food network to be pompous assholes.
If it's edible I'll try it. I love new food and tasty things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than the typical air water food shelter crap, a sharp knife,
fire(heat), quality foodstuffs, the love of a good woman, a Jeep to
escape and a quality form of alcohol. (Beer, wine or harder)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to do on the upcoming weekend.
80% chance of one(or more) of the following:
Beer and BBQ with friends
Or after a long week, sleeping.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unwinding from a crazy work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't stand people that don't parent their children.
Sometimes, little Billy needs a spanking.
You should message me if
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You are looking for a man that will make you laugh till you cry,
pour you a perfect beer, cook you anything your heart desires, will
be the most loyal man you have ever met, will gladly do your oil
changes, tune ups, and any old handyman stuff for a smile.
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