I like to BBQ. If it's dead animal flesh I will make it mouthwatering and it's not even an effort. My mother taught me to bbq from an early age and it stuck with me(my dad does killer spaghetti, and pumpkin pies/pies in general). Maybe it's a hunter gatherer thing. I'm good at hunting(paper targets ) even better at cooking the gatherings.(from the store)
I'm not your usual dude(Which by details, makes me sound like your usual dude, I'm sorry.). I will take down any guy who disrespects you, however, I do know the time and place for confrontation. I will remember your birthday, important dates in your life.