I like to BBQ. If it's dead animal flesh I will make it mouthwatering and it's not even an effort. My mother taught me to bbq from an early age and it stuck with me. Maybe it's a hunter gatherer thing. I'm good at hunting(paper targets ) even better at cooking the gatherings.(from the store)
I'm not your usual dude(Which by details, makes me sound like your usual dude, I'm sorry.). I will take down any guy who disrespects you, however, I do know the time and place for confrontation. I will remember your birthday, important dates in your life.