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itsatrap87

28 Jersey City, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There are a lot of adventure photos here. I feel like if we were honest about how we spent our lives then all photos would be on a couch, watching Netflix and eating a microwaved Velveeta sandwich.

How I approach dating:

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was a software developer for a major financial firm, but did not really enjoy the work, so I'm going back to school to become a nurse.

I wish I had figured out that I should pursue nursing before I spent six years studying computers, but I guess if I'm going to reset my career, now would be the time to do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've had a few raps. By "had a few" I mean I said two clauses and they rhymed with each other. I wouldn't say I'm "really good" at this, but there's no "I'm mostly OK at" section.

I can say "I wish for Iris's Irish wristwatch," no matter how much I've had to drink. Say it out loud and you'll understand.

Probability. If you ever want to know the odds that you can get exactly one tails on your last coin flip after 29 heads, then I can do that. There may be a real world application for this, but so far I haven't found a career posting for "Guy who can tell us the odds while we sit here and flip a quarter."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses, uncombed hair, novelty T-shirt, and red Converse hi-tops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm trying to catch up on Mad Men slowly enough that the series will be over by the time I get to that point.

I just found an old Simon and Garfunkel CD in my mom's car. Do you think Paul Simon misses Art Garfunkel as much as Art misses him? I mean, Graceland was great and all, but how can you expect to top Sounds of Silence?

Currently reading "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood. She is a really great writer, but boy is that book sad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix
THE INTERNET
Bourbon
Mystery-solving animals
Pizza
Giant Fighting Robots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone get off at the Christopher Street PATH station, or is it just strictly decorative?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You guys ever play QWOP?
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
You should.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really "get" jazz.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You notice a typo. I run a tight ship around here, so everything must be spelled corractly.