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itsatrap87

27 Jersey City, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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There are a lot of adventure photos here. I feel like if we were honest about how we spent our lives then all photos would be on a couch, watching Netflix and eating a microwaved Velveeta sandwich.

How I approach dating:

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a mortgage. No, I don't believe it either.

I'm guiding people through the sometimes labyrinthine subway system. This isn't a position I applied for, it's just that once you're above a certain height, people assume you know how to get places.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've had a few raps. By "had a few" I mean I said two clauses and they rhymed with each other. I wouldn't say I'm "really good" at this, but there's no "I'm mostly OK at" section.

I can say "I wish for Iris's Irish wristwatch," no matter how much I've had to drink. Say it out loud and you'll understand.

Probability. If you ever want to know the odds that you can get exactly one tails on your last coin flip after 29 heads, then I can do that. There may be a real world application for this, but so far I haven't found a career posting for "Guy who can tell us the odds while we sit here and flip a quarter."
The first things people usually notice about me
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Glasses, uncombed hair, novelty T-shirt, and red Converse hi-tops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Working my way through How I Met Your Mother. It's fun.

The New Pornographers just released an album. It's called Brill Bruisers and I love it.

Currently reading "Another Bullshit Day in Suck City." It's not everyday that you read a novel that sounds like it was written by a sullen 14-year-old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix
THE INTERNET
Bourbon
Mystery-solving animals
Pizza
Giant Fighting Robots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone get off at the Christopher Street PATH station, or is it just strictly decorative?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You guys ever play QWOP?
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
You should.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really "get" jazz.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You notice a typo. I run a tight ship around here, so everything must be spelled corractly.