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itsgottabereal

43 M Lowell, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
umm. umm.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I exist outside the internet. Shhh, don't text anyone...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The BBC, talkin to real people about it. Put that on a profile. But first, decide which culture yer aimin for... ;) Some of 'em have missiles and like to fight with each other. Wacky crazy fun. At least religion doesn't have anything to do with it. Man, that would be dangerous. Hey, gimme back my burka.
The six things I could never do without
Daffy duck.

Marlon Brando.

People who actually take the time to look up the entire famous quote by Marilyn Monroe.

Whispering to total strangers what I can't live without. Tried that at Walmart one time. They got a gleam in their eye. I think they liked me. Cuz they pushed me around in that cart the rest of the day. We put bras in the automotive section, and watched Cooter get all excited. It was fun. And he was good at fixin our cart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my next trip to Target. They got that cool dog with the bullseye on it. Throw a ball in sporting goods and he brings it back. If it doesn't land in a soccer mom's cart. They bite.
On a typical Friday night I am
hearin' comedians say they view dating websites as the human clearance rack. Interesting point, even though some of my best friends I met on the sites years ago. Years ago. I said it. Things changed. Think lots of em graduated to the website for 'friends' to have affairs with their high school ex's. Caused a few divorces, I done saw. But hey. They 'liked' each other. Again. ;)-
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Daffy Duck.

Marlon Brando.

Didn't we cover this?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I'll send my message in a bottle... then one morning I saw a hundred billion million bottles washed up on a shore...

I'll send an sos...

Ok, seriously. We can talk if you read this far, have a good enough sense of humor to see real people behind watchin' the wheels go round and round, and are sincere about it...

Oops. Fergot ta mention. Life is real. Send a note if you want to talk in it.

To the rest...may the waves of your internet surfing bring you much virtual pleasure as you dating site catalog shop.

Me, I'm goin' outside. Where da real people be at.

;)-