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itsjustjoehere

26 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been in Austin 10 years and love it.
Lucky enough to do what I love for a living here. I love to learn. I start a lot of projects and some of them actually get done. I don't take myself too seriously at all. I tend to find the humor in every situation, even (especially) when it is thoroughly inappropriate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to eat well
Trying not to Netflix binge
Trying to make time to keep creative
Trying not to drink too much espresso
Trying to come up with kick ass recipies
Trying not to fall asleep with the oven on
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cards against humanity, thinking of a song for every word I hear, getting said songs stuck in the surrounding heads, falling asleep on my couch at inopportune times, making delicious beverages of all persuasions, making people uncomfortable when my brain to mouth filter is malfunctioning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am happy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section could take me a very long time. Music is my life. I'm really, really picky about what I choose to like, but I try to find the best in anything.

Huge stand up comedy nerd. Seriously.

Listen to a lot of audiobooks since I drive so much. The Alchemist, Love Wins, Anthem, any compelling autobiography.

Podcasts too. Fav? You made it weird

I'm a chronic quoter of movies, enjoy many a solid tv series, and am I big time foodie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
So first world.... No particular order

A way to make music
Good company
Beef Pad Kee Mao
Ability to travel
Water
Ugh, this damn phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Should I put clothes on? Yeah, I should probably put clothes on and do stuff today."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show somewhere in Texas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ok, I loved the taste of glue sticks in first grade...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to go start a big game of cards against humanity with a group of total strangers.

If you are a foodie

If you can listen to a great record all the way through in silence and want to do it again

If you snowboard

If you know what the upright citizens brigade is

If you like syfy channels shows

If your idea of fun is almost getting kicked out if a place for laughing too loud