itsmeToodles
46 Santa Fe, NM
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My self-summary
without being arrogant -I'm the best

Yo -Let's do this!!!!

-=wouldn't say i'm a player -but I knows a game or two -or five.

I'm fine with cheap wine
you worth every dime
dont look the other way
with my boys but not ***
I'll buy you some nachos
and let you lick the bucket
*** I forgot this line -
*** somethin else goes here
I'm a poet so you can blow it
What I’m doing with my life
**** My cousin's best friends neighbor makes $300 an hour with this one simple........ just kidding.

bringin' my hustle to those mean streets baby, makin' that money honey.... and dodging fools trying to snatch my stash.....
If It Don't Make Dolla$$ -It Don't Make Cents.

I need you to say sauce boss -cause I sets that juice loose.... wink wink.

Oh yeah, and making the world a better place -just kidding
I’m really good at
burping
gettin' dirty but keeping that soap on the rope

oh, and delivering tha goods..... if ya know what I mean -wink wink.
The first things people usually notice about me
awesomeness

and my package
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
reading is over rated -waste of time.... I read porn

unless it's me talking, it's just noise

In my house, naughty movies only!

What is "shows"? "Shows" what? I don't understand. Is this a trick question? I'll show you something buddy.......

I'll rap (west coast styleeee) for you.

I eat a lot -I hope you cook. BURP!!!!!!! And I don't do no dishes!
The six things I could never do without
me
me
me
me
me
you
me
me
me
porn
porn
porn
me
me
and finally, me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
football,hot wings (extra hot please), when the next victoria's Secret catalog is going to show up, and, well, me, porn, porn, porn, me, porn, and finally Angolan Ferrett endangerment -I'm extremely dedicated to this cause!

Free the Ferretts! NOW!
Ferrett Justice NOW!
Crimes against Ferretts MUST END NOW!

I Can't take it anymore -NO! -SAVE THE FERRETTS!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
talkin' trash 'n stalkin' ass

kickin' trickin' licking getting' paid not played just stealin' n dealin'
watching porn
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
this power I posses IS THE GIFT.

I'm heavily pierced in my privates..... so I don't travel much because TSA is a bitch.

I'm quite wealthy -but to gain your trust you'll need to lend me a few hundred dollars.

kids? probably some (or a bunch) somewhere? Don't ask please. Thank you.
You should message me if
you ready to make it happen - you prepared to get what I got

YOU MUST HAVE AWESOMENESS IN YOUR LIFE!!!! NOW!!
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