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ehbippityboppity

40 Takoma Park, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Cancer
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hi, i'm young at heart and young for my age i think. i'm modest (but i have to say i think i rocked this profile), grounded, interested, interesting, progressive, educated, opinionated, dog lover, good cook, live music fan, amateur drummer, a little quirky (i like to speak with dogs in ridiculous ways), spiritual, et al...

i think the match %s on this site can be misleading so I simply contact women in whom i have interest.

i can be very direct and certainly not for everyone, thought the latter is true for everyone I have known.

let's not "grab" a drink; let's have a relaxed drink and enjoy our downtime! it's a mindset.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not sitting at a desk (never have)

whiskey, sawdust, duck fat, diesel

atypical DC native (born and bred)

past: cooked for a living (10 yrs total in industry)

present: Residential Construction and Remodeling (10 + yrs), have my own company
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being straightforward
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
too many to list
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love
passion
good food
my senses
music
dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if a man speaks in a forest and no women hear him is he still wrong?

Louie CK on flying: "...you're in a chair in the sky, you're like a greek myth right now!"

Minions, no not my own, but the animated little freaks; i love 'em, can't help it, saw the movies with my nephews and i like the Minions at least as much as the five year old...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i couldn't have said it better
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i want to fall in love again as i would like to walk through life with a partner.

and on a lighter note, my head is not actually as big as my pictures suggest ;>)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
any/ all of these ring true:

first and foremost if you're a kind person with a genuine smile.

you like yourself, you're funny, you like dogs, you're a healthy and adventurous eater, you're a little weird/edgy/ quirky but grounded, you're sex-positive, progressive, et al

most definitely message me if a semi-urban "homesteading" lifestyle with bees, edible gardens, chickens and goats appeals to you; i have a realistic goal of living in a strawbale home which i build myself (if you recall I am a Contractor ;>)

whatever you do/are, don't be a flake cause ain't nobody got time for that...

this is non-negotiable: come correct with your driving skills, i unfortunately drive a lot for work and i have 0 patience for bad drivers

(i don't date republicans, non-drinkers, or non-dog people)

updates: if you wear fur you're a douchebag
if you like american "football" in more than a passing (no pun intended) way we likely won't match up