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40 M Takoma Park, MD

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
hi, i'm kidding of course with the name or am I...

ladies i'm gonna give you a not-so-secret but concise and hopefully easy to understand insight into Men, here goes and i have no doubt i will lose some of you here whom i would want to meet:

Men are simple, there are two sides to most of us, the Primal Man and the Societal Man (yes they overlap often but that's for another discussion) The Primal wants to fuck and eat as much as possible and will stop at almost nothing to achieve these ends. The Societal wants to be taken care of but feels an evolutionary and weighty pressure to Provide; it's a tough line to walk actually, one that we aren't given enough credit for when we do it or enough leeway to balance its inherit difficulties when we struggle.

of course there are different levels of ambition, drive, interests, strengths etc. amongst individuals, but my goal here was to provide insight into the Core of Man to help you help us, ya dig? cause when it comes down to it, we need you to balance us.

so that's it, if you can see us in this light and accept it perhaps we genders can get on better!
so i'm real and looking for the real thing. if i'm interested in you i will not hesitate to ask you out because let's get this party started.

if you don't like dogs stop reading now. no comprendo that one...

why are chicks powerlifting and shooting guns these days, oowheee, what up wit dat? curious examples of a hormonal shift in this society.

also there seem to be an inordinate number of women on here who do not drink "at all" strange considering DC was recently rated as the heaviest drinking town amongst large US cities. so i guess it's up to us guys to maintain that lofty achievement...

i love the sound of tires on gravel roads

i build stuff (own a remodeling/construction company)

i cook (did it for a living at some places you may have been to)
i may be opening a food truck in the near future.

I have many layers
i come on strong
my natural sweetness will reveal itself with patient coaxing and care

So yes, i'm an onion.

a local onion in fact, so i guess i'm eco-friendly and i appreciate poetic references to caramelization...

born and bred here in DC, but i am very much not a typical washingtonian professional. never held a desk job.

big fan of Euro soccer leagues, quality over quantity, Amazon Prime, and wood smoke---in my food, in the air, wherever, whenever ;>)

if you don't like my profile you are boring. i'm prone to hyperbole...
What I’m doing with my life
i have a job makin bits for pieces, we make wrinkles and advertise 'em as creases. inquire within.

i have traversed northern Spain, where i walked from the French border to the Atlantic coast, on the Camino (Frances) de Santiago. i hope to do part of The Way in France as well, you know french food and all...

i like the backcountry and i like to backpack. way back in the 90s i walked half the AT with my pup and did 4 months in the Rockies with NOLS. so yeah, i like the freedom of putting my life in a bag on my back and takin off.

study Aikido
improve my drumming/ play in a band again
learn to beekeep/produce honey
grow food again (had gardens at my last two homes)
play tennis
learn the bass guitar so i can express my melodic ideas
learn to surf
I’m really good at
being charming, funny, obstinate, thorough, opinionated, helpful, interested, passionate, intense, affectionate

and making fires (in a good way, not a pyro way)
The first things people usually notice about me
i can't say first, but my behind has been commented on enough for me to take notice. and my dimples perhaps. or my sardonic, irreverent wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hesse, Tolkien, Tom Robbins (jitterbug is my #1), C. S. Lewis, Bryson, Wilde, Thoreau, Steinbeck, Whitman, Moore

big lebowski (goodman's best work), midnight run (grodin is amazing), trollhunter, volver, the professional, la femme nakita (original), the vanishing(original), Spinal Tap, the producers, lord of the rings, star wars (4,5,6), bram stoker's dracula (Oldman is genius) ...i love movies...

breaking bad, homeland, walking dead, game of thrones, no reservations and the layover (Bourdain baby), triple D: yes Guy is ridiculous but he discovers some real gems

comedy: Curb Your Enthusiasm. Period. ok, Louie is great too... princess bride: the Miracle Max scene, pure genius.

the dead (the boys were/ are Perfect in their Imperfection), THE band, the stones, dylan, ABB, Derek Trucks, Yonder Mtn, the Clash, Warren Haynes, Little Feat, U2 (80s), Grisman 4,5, and 6, jerry band, P. Simon, R. Palmer's seventies funk and R&B, Van the Man, Marley, Babatunde, Zeppelin, Fela, N. Young. vampire wknd, Jenny Lewis, Wilco, CCDrops, Elvis Perkins, Alabama Shakes, Clem Snide, Bluegrass, E.S. and the Magnetic Zeros, Newgrass, the waterboys, Brazillian based percussion, and any other rhythm based music

traditional mexican, carribean, all Mediterranean is undeniable as is most traditional Asian cuisine from the tropics through Korea.

alcohol, yes please: scotch (medium peat) over bourbon, vodka (martini w/ 3) over gin, tequila (sipping reposado) over rum. red (pinot, aglianico) over white though i love good vino verde, moscatos and steely SBs. grappa, pear brandy and digestivos you ask? bring 'em on.
The six things I could never do without
good food
my senses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why bald men are charged full price at the barber
why some matches on okc add up to more than 100%; if i recall statistics properly...
On a typical Friday night I am
i couldn't have said it better...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i like-a the a sissy-girl

if you're unfamiliar, please enjoy (and ignore Ads of course):

also, i'm not as much of a smart-ass as this profile makes me seem or am i... ;>)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you actually have time to date and can set up a real date within a week of chatting. i've done this enough to know when someone is full of it.

you don't smoke, you do enjoy good food and drink, love dogs (you don't support breeders), and have a creative outlet. you appreciate being timely. you are not flaky. if you wear makeup to the gym you are not for me. if you go to the gym at all it's as a means to an end and not a social event.

it's really important to me that my partner and I laugh together regularly and have fun. seems obvious and yet...

also, i tend to like women who are smart-assy and edgy in a sexy way, but brush the surface and they're sweet and caring.

I'm GGG and you are too.

brunettes w/ bangs
Brunette tauruses with bangs and bangin curves
Ink sleeves
Brunette tauruses with bangs and bangin curves and ink sleeves who cook (perhaps for a living, dr evil puts pinky to pouty lip)
outdoorsy types fuck it you get the point.

i'm happy to hold the brunette and sub ginger above, SOS (for you industry folk)

no, but for real, that chick ⤴️ who backpacks and plays fiddle, fuck me! (as in oh, my!). But if you ARE reading this, my future wife, do come and fuck me 😉

I like wordplay almost as much as the fantasy woman I just described

Lastly my dears, spare me the pics of you and Macchu Piccu, Xmas trees, and/ or Big cats...posing with wild cats is sad and weird, look what we have done to this place we call home.