A quick speel about what I do: I currently teach k-5th in afterschool at a private academy, and volunteer in the kidergarten classroom at a non profit school on a daily basis. I'm an artist, musician and a writer—Also a football lover. Staying in shape and embracing the outdoors are musts for me. I believe in maintaining a peaceful mindset, I'm all about that love and happiness jam. I've also worked in the music industry since I was twenty, and recently stepped away from positions as Editor and Director at one of the largest music magazines on the web.
I play a few instruments and produce quasi-enjoyable tunes as a side hobbie, but my career path in the industry lies on the business side because, well, you know, $$. I've worked with everyone from Lorde to Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros and have loved every minute of it. Also, if we go on a date and you don't laugh at anything, you're a heartless bastard, because I know I'm funny.
I hate bar fishing, it's annoying, and that's why I'm on here. I guess I'm lazy in that respect. I'm looking for a girl who's completely nuts, in a way that makes me smile—someone who's got enough smarts and social skills to make me want to spend the rest of my life in the middle of a conversation with them. The truth is that I might be too picky for my own good—that my standards might be a bit high—but it's a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and people go too fast and blink too much. We all move so quickly that we tend to miss the little things, those silent moments that make it all worth it—and when I catch those moments, I want to be with someone who's smart and easy to look at.
I think we can all agree that by and large, most men are assholes. I believe I'm one of the few that isn't. I won't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me, mostly because self praise is a shitty profession and it looks even shittier on the Internet—but I will tell you that if you're sincere, and you meet my minimal, admittedly shallow criteria (in shape, pretty face, not a dumbass), then I'll be damned if you won't get a chance from me.
I have no intent to drown myself in a sea of pointless pussy, but I won't be haunted by another road not taken; the net that I cast is already thin enough. A morning of awkwardness may be better than a night of loneliness, but relationships are awkward anyway, and at least when you're in one you're never really alone. I'm not perfect—nobody is—but ping me, or whatever you do on this site, and maybe we can set something up. If I pinged you and you just read all of this, go respond to my message. Fo rizzle.