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24 Richmond, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:07am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Afrikaans (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I went ham on this profile info hulabaloo, to lazy to shorten it. I take this app way less seriously than you'd think.

I'm an artist, musician and a writer—Also a football lover. Staying in shape and embracing the outdoors are musts for me. I believe in maintaining a peaceful mindset, I'm all about that love and happiness jam. I play a few instruments and produce quasi-enjoyable tunes as a side hobby, but my career path in the industry lies on the business side because, well, you know, $$. I've worked with everyone from Lorde to Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros and have loved every minute of it. Also, if we go on a date and you don't laugh at anything, you're a heartless bastard, because I know I'm funny.

I hate bar fishing, it's annoying, and that's why I'm on here. I guess I'm lazy in that respect. I'm looking for a girl who's completely nuts, in a way that makes me smile—someone who's got enough smarts and social skills to make me want to spend the rest of my life in the middle of a conversation with them. The truth is that I might be too picky for my own good—that my standards might be a bit high—but it's a big, bad world full of twists and turns, and we all move so quickly that we tend to miss the little things, those silent moments that make it all worth it. When I catch those moments, I want to be with someone who's smart and easy to look at.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just finished a break from the music industry to teach kindergarten for a year and clear up a few long term plans, and am currently venturing back into the music scene. I've worked in the music industry since I was twenty, and stepped away from positions as Editor and Director at one of the largest music magazines on the web last year, which was a hard decision. I once ran the US branch of a European PR agency, which I didn’t like too much, so I doubt I’ll be taking that route again. Currently, I’m putting together plans for a business model I plan to launch in the summer of 2015. I spend a lot of time figuring out how to monetize the things I enjoy.

I also forget shit all the time, have the unfortunate attention span of a squirrel, and am occasionally a bit to blunt. So everything's not all peachy. I just don't see the point of focusing on anything but the positives here, I'm not THAT full of myself. Promise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things, but people most often tell me I'm a pro being funny. Oh and writing. Also socializing, art, and music. I'm a renaissance man yo.

Also, I respond to messages pretty quickly if I'm on my phone, I'm not gonna play games with anyone—shit's rude—so if you don't hear back from me pretty quickly I'm probably not getting back to you at all :(
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes are up here, ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Let's just say my iTunes library floats around 300GB worth of music, depending on what I add and delete each week. I'm an audiophile. It's literally my job.

Books: Pretty much anything

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Entourage, The Walking Dead, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, The Daily Show, Shameless, Californication, Weeds, Pretty much anything from HBO
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Football, The Outdoors, Art, Film, People, Comedy, Women.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I am, who we are, and how I can improve those things cohesively.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Socializing, drinking with friends, watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hah... that I have an Ok Cupid account.

Also, I don't buy the idea of a soulmate. I do buy into the notion that there's someone out there for everyone. Honestly there's probably a lot of people out there for everyone, considering how many fucking people are on this planet.
You should message me if
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You're attractive and not a dumbass. I don't want to sound like a dick, but just. I dunno. I have standards.

I think we can all agree that by and large, most men are assholes. I believe I'm one of the few that isn't. I won't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me, mostly because self praise is a shitty profession and it looks even shittier on the Internet—but I will tell you that if you're sincere, and you meet my minimal, admittedly shallow criteria (in shape, pretty face, not a dumbass), then I'll be damned if you won't get a chance from me.

I have no intent to drown myself in a sea of pointless pussy, but I won't be haunted by another road not taken; the net that I cast is already thin enough. A morning of awkwardness may be better than a night of loneliness, but relationships are awkward anyway, and at least when you're in one you're never really alone. I'm not perfect—nobody is—but ping me, or whatever you do on this site, and maybe we can set something up. If I pinged you and you just read all of this, go respond to my message. Fo rizzle.