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itsronron

25 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Afrikaans (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self summary? Gross. Fine.

I'm pretty easy going. I'm somewhat blunt, but in my humble opinion, I'm a charmer. I'll out-wit you while simultaneously doing something artsy and creative, have you all impressed, and then get distracted and nullify said accomplishments because there's a squirrel in the window (or something). I dunno. My life is like an episode of Seinfeld. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
About a year ago I took a break from the music industry to teach kindergarten and clear up a few long term plans. I had worked in the music industry since I was twenty, and stepped away from positions as Editor and Director at a magazine, been a manager and PR Agent for a little while, yada yada. I once ran the US branch of a European PR agency and hated it. Moved to ATL to launch my own music company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People most often tell me I'm a pro being funny. Oh and writing. Also socializing, writing, art, and music. And sports.

I'm a renaissance man, yo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes are up here, ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I... I own a lot of music.

Books: Pretty much anything

TV Shows: Seinfeld, True Detective, Breaking Bad, Hannibal, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Entourage, The Walking Dead, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, The Daily Show, Shameless, Californication, Weeds, Pretty much anything from HBO.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, The Outdoors, Art, Football, Film, Comedy.

Oh, and ladies. Y'all are the best.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I am, who we are, and how I can improve those things cohesively.

Sometimes I just want a hug that turns into wild sex, but not with strangers. I was taught not to hug strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring Atlanta. This place is huge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hah... that I have an Ok Cupid account.

Also, I don't buy the idea of a soulmate. I do buy into the notion that there's someone out there for everyone. Honestly there's probably a lot of people out there for everyone, considering how many fucking people are on this planet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attractive and not a dumbass. I don't want to sound like a jerk, but just. I dunno. I have standards.

I think we can all agree that by and large, most men are assholes. I believe I'm one of the few that isn't. I won't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me, mostly because self praise is a shitty profession and it looks even shittier on the Internet—but I will tell you that if you're sincere, and you meet my minimal, admittedly shallow criteria (in shape, pretty face, not a dumbass), then I'll be damned if you won't get a chance.

I have no intent on drowning myself in a sea of pointless pussy. A morning of awkwardness may be better than a night of loneliness, but relationships are awkward anyway, and at least when you're in one you're never really alone. I'm not perfect—nobody is—but ping me, or whatever you do on this site, and maybe we can set something up. If I pinged you and you just read all of this, bless you. Now go respond to my message. Fo rizzle.