itsthatmatt
33 Dallas, TX
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My self-summary
Perpetually comical, cautiously optimistic, occasionally absurd. I honestly have no idea what's in the Amazon boxes sitting on my doorstep half the time. Sometimes I drive with my head out the window so I guess you could say I'm a dog person. I say "bro" the exact right number of times per day.

6ft. Major League Pilot, MBA

Just started my new career flying for Southwest Airlines. Now taking applications for potential buddy pass candidates haha
I’m really good at
What is an idiot-savant good at?
The first things people usually notice about me
Exceptional oral hygiene
The six things I could never do without
Joe Rogan's podcast and The Jason Ellis Show on Sirius/XM
You should message me if
Sense of humor is the most important thing to me outside of a natural physical attraction to someone. I listen to/go see a lot of stand-up comedy and follow a couple of comics' podcasts as well. I think that is what generally makes me easy to hang out with- I laugh a lot and am pretty good at making other people laugh too.
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