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itsvinnie

38 Elkridge, MD Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
Orientation
Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Poorly), German (Okay), LISP (Poorly), Other (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Geek. Musician. Coffee drinker. Cishet pinko commie leftist. You want labels? I got labels.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping hospital computer systems running, collecting/playing/tinkering with musical equipment and instruments, playing video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how it really works.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read half of Atlas Shrugged, at which point I wished I were on a moving train to throw it out the window of.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to spend less time thinking about things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you feel like it?

More on why I'm here: I guess I'm just watching and waiting. I work a lot and don't go to bars or other places I might meet eligible women. So, this is me. Read my question thingies for a shallow dive into my brain. Visit forkandspoon.tumblr.com for a longer stay. Don't get lost, and don't be scared.

In the meantime, in the immortal words of Pam Poovey, "I really like me!" So I'm not going to be all broken up if you never respond to my cheeky/cheesy ice-breaking message.

Good luck out there!