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itsvinnie

37 Elkridge, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Poorly), German (Okay), LISP (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rewrite coming soon. In the meantime enjoy annoying vagueness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to spend less time thinking about things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you feel like it?

More on why I'm here: I guess I'm just watching and waiting. I work a lot and don't go to bars or other places I might meet eligible women. So, this is me. Read my question thingies for a shallow dive into my brain. Visit forkandspoon.tumblr.com for a longer stay. Don't get lost, and don't be scared.

In the meantime, in the immortal words of Pam Poovey, "I really like me!" So I'm not going to be all broken up if you never respond to my cheeky/cheesy ice-breaking message.

Good luck out there!