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itwascolmustard

26 M El Segundo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I was born and raised in the beach cities of LA. I've worked as a jeweler's assistant, a construction crewman, a university tutor, and even as a lumberjack. I went to college in San Diego and also lived for a bit in South Africa. I've always had a passion for reading, a talent for writing, and a dark sense of humor with a deadpan delivery to boot. I'm also one of those elusive INFJs.

In summary, you've got a green-eyed, bonafide, redheaded stepchild on your hands.
What I’m doing with my life
Now I'm working as a Project Manager in the IT Dept. of a large company (And yes, turning it off and on again is always the first step when issues come up).

My goal over the next few years is to complete my first manuscript and get my story published.

Traveling to Scandinavia or the British Isles is next on my list (A viking we shall go!)
I’m really good at
- Writing a story
- Cracking people's backs
- Cooking
- Trailblazing
- Foosball
- Reading voraciously
- Making up fantastically lame puns (e.g. If I switched careers and became a baker I'd truly be a ginger bread man)
- Snapchat (Apparently I've got an innate ability for it - check out the album)
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, the red hair and ivory skin combo always seems to catch people's attention at first glance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin
- The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
- The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
- The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon
- Harry Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

Movies:
- Seven Psychopaths
- Big Lebowski
- Forrest Gump
- Snatch
- Beetlejuice
- Sin City
- Jurassic Park
- Hot Fuzz

TV:
- Comedies: Futurama, Workaholics, Archer, Wilfred, The League
- Dramas: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad
- Competitions: Top Chef, Top Gear, Ink Master, Face Off

Shows:
- Phantom of the Opera
- Lion King
- Improv Comedy
- Jihad! The Musical
- Excited for, but haven't seen Avenue Q and The Book of Mormon*
*BoM Tickets have been booked for March!

Graphic Novels:
- V for Vendetta
- Sandman & Lucifer
- Watchmen
- Fables
- Swamp Thing

Music:
- Indie: Empire of the Sun, Sigur Rós, Poliça, alt-J, Purity Ring
- 90's: The Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana
- EDM: Knife Party, Pretty Lights, Daft Punk, Zedd, Chromeo, Disclosure
- Hip Hop/R&B: Danny Brown, Drake, Frank Ocean, Die Antwoord
- Classics: Electric Light Orchestra, The Beatles, Queen, David Bowie
- Metal: Wintersun, Turisas, Ayreon, Iced Earth, System of a Down

Food:
- Sandwiches: Bahn Mi, Louisiana Po' Boys, Burritos
- The Sea: Fish Tacos & Sushi
- Cheese in all its wonderful forms
- Dessert: Stroopwafel, Peach Cobbler, Coffee Ice Cream

I'll try anything once. I truly appreciate my food and everything it took to get it to my plate!
The six things I could never do without
- Boat shoes
- The Oxford comma
- A good game (be it physical, board, video, or otherwise)
- A watch
- Reading and writing stories
- Sunblock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New stories! My dream is to write fiction books. So my thoughts typically involve a lot of weird stuff. Here's a taste:

-What if two siblings floated to a city in the clouds that was supported by every balloon that was released into the sky?

-What do you do when you're a child who's literally stopped winter from coming (Starks be damned!) by capturing the first snowflake of the season and unknowingly started a war between the seasons?

-If a Viking dies in battle saving a monastery and they baptize him against his will in his dying moments, how many heavenly beings would he have to fight to get kicked out in order to find Valhalla?

-What if Valkyries selected and trained dead mortals to join their ranks even to this day, marching the world towards war, preventing the short peace as the Twilight of the Gods draws near?

-What if the trick-or-treat involved real monsters coming to your door and is rooted to an ancient pact?

-How is a demon supposed to exact his revenge on Hell when he's been betrayed and condemned to walk the earth as a soulless mortal?
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies all the time. I enjoy being out and about at a good bar with my friends and either a nice whiskey or craft beer in hand. Few things are better than seeing a concert/show/festival/Rebel bingo. But staying in and playing video games, playing some foosball (Doubles anyone?), watching Netflix, or getting caught up in a good book isn't a bad night either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wanted to try out for the role of Ron Weasley only to be told that I had to be British.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Reach out if we have stuff in common and I pique your interest. I'm interested in meeting new people who I only could've known here. If you have a twisted sense of humor and can quip like the wind, it'll be cake.

Also, c'mon. You can do better than just writing "Hello". I believe in you and if he were still alive, Mr. Rogers would too.