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ivlivscaesar

38 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

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Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
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Rarely
Drugs
Never
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Education
Graduated from university
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Relationship Status
Single
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English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
There's lots of Myers-Briggs on this site, so for those who care, I'm a classic F.U.C.K., though some people insist that I'm more of a D.I.C.K.

Do you actually trust peoples' self descriptions?

I've notice that in general, peoples' level of self-awareness is abysmal; you meet someone who describes themselves as "spiritual" and "laid back" and they're high strung and intolerant but do a lot of yoga - someone who describes themselves as "really sweet" turns out to smile sweetly a lot while saying the meanest most heartless things you can imagine, except to guys who treat them like crap in which case they swoon and are genuinely are debasingly sweet to them. I remember a good friend of mine telling me once that she was a "laid back, chill, take things as they come kind of person", and then within 30 seconds telling me that she's a "go go go never sit down for a moment, always on the move kind of person"... argh

How much more valuable would it be to have our friends and family and exes describe us... I would*love* to see a site where every statement you make is tempered by two or three from people who have actually experienced you in the world outside your own head.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in law school right now. It's surprisingly fun and interesting. I've always worked on and off to support my various projects and endeavours, and this is a way of doing that which will earn me more money by doing more interesting and more usefull work that what I'd been doing previously (video editing). Will set up my own shop right after my article.

When not in school, i'm making people uncomfortable on stage for fun. Will be spending much of this summer in Brooklyn and Toronto, honing my skills and hopefully meeting interesting people.

Been doing this when I get a chance: https://dickhatenberg.wordpress.com

Made two movies, one a doc about Wesley Willis (a popular underground musician who was schizophrenic), the latest one takes place two weeks in the future when it's a new season every day from climate change, there are no corporate regulations, all kids have diabetes and the main character is a musician who has to get a job for the first time in his life because the big record labels bought all the rhythms.

Project in the works - documentary about the role that competing versions of history play in perpetuating the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Right now, I'm also finishing up a masters degree by accident in my spare time on that same subject. I'm not actually someone who's a big fan of school and i hate academia. How this degree happened is a long story.
I’m really good at
Waking up at the crack of dawn.

Inadvertently offending people.

Advertently offending people.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I photoshopped my junk out of my profile photo... It originally took up the bottom two thirds of the picture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
FOOD: Reading OKCupid profiles makes me want to open a restaurant called "Just Gluten and Meat from Dogs and Cats"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do all the women with "taco" in their name *not* know that it means vagina???

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Taco&defid=3532347

How come there are more women on here who have photos of themselves jumping out of airplanes than women who don't have pictures of themselves jumping out of airplanes??

"Wheee, look at me - I'm jumping out of an airplaine, and I'm *still* boring!"

Other recurring profile themes:

"oooh, here's me being boring in Bali!"

"Here's me with orphans in a village in Ghana! They all look sad because I'm boring them to death!"

(they need to make an iphone app for dating sites that puts your face on photos of skydiving and next to African orphans)

"I'm in a deeply committed relationship with my primary partner, the sweet, sexy ZZZdullbor69, in addition to two other boyfriends and three girlfriends, and I'm on here looking for more because all of us are so inane that I just need one more so I can finally die of boredom...

(n.b. although I'm in 4 relationships looking for a possible fifth to complete our polyamorous pentagon, my OKC psych questions indicate that I don't like affection, I don't cuddle, I don't like sleeping next to my partner(s) and I ideally want to have sex only once a week)"

"I'm 35 years old and my whole profile is just me talking about how many tattoos and piercings I have because nothing else is interesting about me!"

"hold it right there! before you dare try and contact me, let me tell you right now that like 75% of people on here, I have a non-standard gender identity and sexual orientation which I'm dead serious about - so serious that I'm going to spend my entire profile talking about it because I have no real identity and nothing else to say!"

"Close minded people, refrain from messaging me - open minded, body positive, sex positive, vegan, gluten-free, polyamorous, gender-fluid, cis-queer, post-racial, pansexual, INTJ, anarcho-syndicalist, tattoed, atheist saggitarians with stretched ears who meditate frequently and don't drive cars ONLY need apply"

Lesson Learned™: Stop pretending to be so interesting, it just makes you boring AND ridiculous.

(Me: "how come a good natured easygoing guy like me is still single?" - I really hope I'm not this much of an asshole in real life... and N.B. I don't automatically hate you if you have photos with African orphans or if you're polyamorous with four partners; only if you're ridiculous. Also if you have a bunch of photos of you in dirt poor countries, where everyone's clothes are full of dust and dirt, and yours are sparkling white like the teeth gleaming out of your oblivious smile, I probably will hate you - argh, OK, I give up, I am an asshole... its 'cause I'm so sensitive inside)

***

*true story*:

there's a big snowstorm today (february), and there's only a narrow trail on the sidewalk where one person can pass at a time - why am I the only person who gets out of the way so that the other person can pass? After a while, I started playing "chicken" to see if the other person would be the one to move, but it's like it doesn't even occur to them; men, women, young, old, they don't flinch, like zombies!

I don't mind being courteous, but what's going on with people? If I don't move will I end up bodychecking these barnyard animals out of my way?

*update*:

A few days after posting that story a woman on OKC writes to me:
"Just wanted to let you know that you are not the only one getting out of people's way on a narrow path, I'm the other one. And I decided to play " chicken" once and what do you think? A young guy didn't even flinch, "body checked" me off the sidewalk. Just continue doing what you're doing, someone should (besides me)."

(I didn't tell her it was me...)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually really nice in person

The Darth Vader theme fills a room whenever I enter it for the first time

If there was only one profile of a woman with photos of her jumping out of planes, doing yoga on mountains, chilling at an orphanage, riding elephants etc, instead of every 3rd profile I'd probably think she was awesome and write her immediately
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are fun to be around and you think we'd get along, that's good enough.

As a general rule I only respond to people with "69" in their name. Or "taco"