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38 Portland, ME Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:31pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Online dating...can't believe I'm here lol. But realistically, meeting people isn't as easy as it seems so here we go. I don't go to bars and I'm a social introvert. I like the outdoors and stay active but I also like quiet time at home. Watching tv, painting, cooking etc. I am tall (5'9") so I do like taller gents. This is not me being shallow so please spare the lecture. I'd love anyone for who they are but if I am going to be honest with myself and you, you should know I am physically attracted to taller guys (5'11" and up). I love love love to laugh and if you can keep up with my wit, then you're damn awesome. I am also a Christian and my faith keeps me grounded.

Instead of saying going on about what I'm looking for, it is more important to let you know what I am not looking for.

If you live out of state, it's a bit much for me personally. My goal is to actually meet people in a non virtual way. If you have nothing but your half naked picture on this site, I don't think we are looking for the same thing. If your introductory message is either 'wanna hook up?' Or 'I want to get married asap'..I'll have to pass.

There are two questions people ask me all the time and I will answer for you so you don't have to. One. Are you really 38? Yes. And my photos are current. Two. How are you still single? Well clearly I'm bat shit crazy. And you must be too since it must be impossible for decent attractive people to be single right? (Yes I am being sarcastic for all those that haven't already picked up on my dry sense of humor)

I have an amazing teenage son who lives with his father but who is actively in my life. I live a very quiet uncomplicated life...and I don't want any drama so if you are married, are a player, wear your hat sideways, have strange mating calls....I'm not your girl.

But if you love life and want a real friend or more, and if you can be fun and play Mario cart or uno with me and take nature walks and aren't allergic to being silly, then message me!

Ok. well. that's me. So. Your turn ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a rock star...ohhh that's in my dreams whoops! Real life...working a 9 to 5 and incorporating laughter and optimism in my routine everyday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh and making the special people in my life feel like superheros...because to me, they are.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. I'm lovely. And I smell delightful. 😜
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am open to all food but I do tend to eat healthy and mostly a paleo diet lifestyle. Love Comedy sitcoms like The Goldbergs, food network, documentaries, The Notebook, Dumb and Dumber, anything funny or romantic. As far as books...I enjoy series such as The Dark Tower books by Stephen King.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, laughter, faith, deodorant, music and toenail clippers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If penguins have knees. Obviously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing to Michael Jackson in my living room in the dark with glow necklaces on. Oh and every other weekend doing normal mom stuff with my kid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried at the swiffer commercial when they threw away the old sad mop.
You should message me if
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You are mature, fun and a gentleman.