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iwannatalkdirty

34 F Mountain Home, ID

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish

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My self-summary
Married, with two kids. Enjoy the outdoors and raising animals. I am shy when i first meet someone. But wont shut up once you know me. ;D I love to be imature and stupid. My husband is the best! My kids....we could do without them, but since they are here I guess they are OK too. LOL Just here to do some tests and write my own. I wrote the Are You Crazy test. I am "The Mental Idiot". I tend to get along with others who fell into the same catagory. Take the test. It's fun and will help you know wether or not it is even worth IMing me! PS. My husband scored... "The Average Joe" ;)

I am imature, wild, and passionet
What I’m doing with my life
I've already done most of what I wanted to. I started out with dreams. I made those dreams happen. From here on out, i'm doing whatever I can to continue making more of my dreams happen and keep myself happy. What is the point of going day to say making other people happy and doing what the world says you SHOULD be doing, when you are not happy with it???? You CAN make your dreams come true. And it's really not that hard... You just have to find the ways and let go of reality a bit to get there some times.
I’m really good at
I am "The Animal Whisperer". LOL No really, I am good with animals of all kinds. Good artist. And good at fishing. I'm a good listener and seem to be a good couselor to all my friends. lol I am GREAT at bieng a pain in the butt!!! ;) Not really good at much else. Least not that I can think of. Hey, but I'm happy! =D
The first things people usually notice about me
My looks. no I'm not being stuck up or anything. That seems to me to be what at least guys or lesbians or bisexuals look at first. For those that don't try to hit on me and actually try to be my FRIEND, I think the first thing they notice about me is, I AM CRAZY. LOL They see all my critters and think the looney bin. Once that has passed they come to find I am a great friend. Loyal and trustworthy. And fun to be around. =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books..hmm I do not read like I used to. Books are getting so damned expensive!!! But when I did read I liked horror and suspense. Stephen King and Dean Koontz were two of my favorites.

Movies.. I like Comedies, Good Horror flicks, and Romantic...but only good ones that make you cry =D Even if they are a bit cheesey heheh

MUSAC! I like big butts and I cannot lie!!! ......oops. got carried away... lol I like NEW rock, New and old hip hop, some country, some rap, and sometimes like classical, like when I am cleaning house.

FOOOD...mmm, that makes me hungry. I love to eat! no I am not fat or even close. lol Great matabolism and I TRY to work out and get excercise as much as possible. I like SOUP, soup, and more soup. Yes I could possibly live off soup. Butthen there would not be CHICKEN and TURKEY!!!! Wait, I can get those in soup too... lol Ok, then there is NO STEAK!! and steak in soup is NOT the same! I also love chinese food, and shrimp. And EGGGGS. I love eggs. they go into almost everything. Including my famous eggand ramen noodle soup!! mmmmm I love grossing my friends out with that one. Tkae one egg and mix it in RAW while cooking ramen noodles. Mmmmmmm So Yummy!!!!

The six things I could never do without
My Husband Animals Food & water Air Eyesight Memory

I cannot picture my life without my husband in it. He means the World to me.

Animals... I love them. They don't ask for much, yet give you all they have. They cheer you up when you are down no matter what you say to them. they fascinate me in every way. Cute and furry or (to some) ugly and scaley (to me the scaleys are beautiful). They are a huge part of my life.

Food, water and Air. DUH!!! Can't live without those now can you!

Eyesight.. I don't think I am strong enough to live without that. Not to be able to see my husband face, or the beauty of the world (outside the city) around me. It is too precious to me. I admire blind people. I am not as strong.

My MEMORY, which is already fading. lol I fea the day I do not recognize my husband, my kids, and myself. The day i dont remember WHO I am or WHERE I am. I don't care to live if that day ever comes.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh God, here she goes again. Yeh, I spend alot of time thinking about MY HUSBAND!!!! He is away, in Korea (Military) where he will be for a year. So yes, that is what I spend most my time thinking about. ;P Other than that, how many Gods are there REALLY? Chocolate, who am I going to feed next? Do I HAVE to get out of bed????? And of course, who doesn't think about sex? ;)

On a typical Friday night I am
Here. At this computer....being bored. lol If not here, I am out being an idiot, probably drunk with a friend, being idiots together. If my husband were here, I would probably be on the couch with him watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I pee when I sneeze! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! =D
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have taken my test, The "Are you Crazy" test,and either came out average Joe, or Mental Idiot. I prefer the Mental Idiot really. =D AND, you are just looking for a friend. Not some DIRTY TALK. That is not why I chose this name. Sorry. Hate to disapoint you. I DO want to talk dirty...to my husband!!!! hahaha Always willing to make friends though. ;)

Next try the Animal Test...If you come out King of The Jungle or Animal Nerd.....message me. ;)