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iwasalion

27 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Raleigh, North Carolina

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Ethnicity
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Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
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Looking For
Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
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Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
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Kids
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Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am real, fuckin', and neato.

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My Self-Summary

I don't give a shit about Bigfoot. I enjoy reading novels where the protagonist is losing touch with reality. Punk is dead, but I still sort of like it. I cannot abide any juice made from concentrate. I don't understand math at all, and I don't care to learn, thanks. Zach Galifianakis is funny. Dogs are better than cats, but they are both preferable to, say, a monitor lizard. I like thrift stores, flea markets, and old comic books. I know a lot of Bob Dylan trivia that I'd be happy to bore you with. I have a fairly pointless job. Once when I was a kid, I was running next to a lake and the ground beneath my feet crumbled away. I thought I was going to drown, and I didn't fight it.

One time I met the mayor and I told him that he is TERRIBLE.

What I’m doing with my life

Begging my sexual partner, pilotfighter, to spare your life for even thinking about making eyes at me

Not unlike a hound bred for the kill, she interprets even a calm smile as a baring of teeth meant to initiate a physical challenge-- I would basically watch the f out

You will notice her primary photograph features a weapon; this is for you

Editors

I’m really good at

Indulging eccentricities. Commanding legions of supernatural warriors in a bloody, ceaseless conflict with the dragon-gods of the counter-dimension. Apologizing for all the stupid shit I do. Getting lost when I go downtown.

Telling people to SHUT THE FUCK UP

The first things people usually notice about me

My intense, steely gaze. My gentle, kingly nature.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) Murakami, Chabon, Salinger, Vonnegut, Camus, all the stuff the cool kids read on the bus. Anything touched by the divine hand of Jack Kirby.

OH YEAH AND FLANNERY O'CONNOR

(b) Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, anything with Kate Winslet



(c) Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, Madonna, The Germs, The Smiths, Crystal Castles, new wave, anything loud and stupid



(d) cookies

I like a lot of other things, too.

The six things I could never do without

hydration, Chuck Taylor, Achewood, a comfortable pillow, experimental theology, electric death

I spend a lot of time thinking about

WHAT IF DANGER BECAME ULTRON'S BRIDE

On a typical Friday night I am

Giving my motorcycle a tune-up, or else getting high with drugs and aiming my collection of literal guns

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've never actually seen Conan the Destroyer. It sounds awesome, though

You should message me if

If you are very clever, or if you can help me beat Super Mario 3. Or if you want to make out.

UPDATE as it turns out I am way too cool to make out with you, sorry for any confusion this may have caused

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