I am not a typical gay, am I going to get yelled at for saying that..? I'm not skinny, nor am I fat; I'm just pleasantly plump. I'm sure most people have more of a fashion sense in their pinky toenail than I do in my whole body, but I don't really care too much, I just wear what is warm and comfortable. I don't like Lady Gaga nor do I like Britney Spears, I like Adele and Florence and the Machine. I don't find meaningless sex enjoyable, I see it as a man thrusting his penis up my anus repeatedly while I manage not to fall asleep. I rather stay indoors than go outside. Going along the staying indoors part, I rather be pale than get tan. I don't get the point of drag, nor do I find it appealing.
I don't smoke. I don't drink. And I don't do drugs. I love cats, but the cat has to be able to clean itself properly, because my cat Gingy is too fat to clean her bum so she is a stinky girl and she won't diet... Cuddling is a plus. Facial hair is a turnon. Morgan Freeman's voice is also a turnon... But he's like 80, and straight so that doesn't work out for me.
I am awkward. Not the quiet kid who plans to kill everyone awkward, but the Jess from "New Girl" kind of awkward. I have the attention span of a dog on a walk in a forest. I am a science nerd, but I hate chemistry. I can be loud, but I also really enjoy being quiet. I don't like loud noise. I sound like an old person... my jokes are terrible and I don't like most children. I'm a juicy contradiction I guess, however, I prefer Skittles.