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  • Ages 22-35
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6' 1" (1.85m)
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English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Leggy blonde. A little jaded but plenty playful. Electronic/experimental music lover. Spend my weekdays doing lobbying/policy work for a charity; weekends being a naughty little shit. Well read and travelled. Coffee-addled. House-trained. Kind, lean and curious. Liable to be grumpy when hungry...
What I’m doing with my life
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...ferrying around large quantities of snacks

Sneaking to the toilets at work to play candy crush saga
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dicing onions
Dancing till dawn
Bringing people together
Melancholic guitar riffing
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimples. Forget about moisturiser, these things are going to keep me looking young forever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Greene, Bulgakov, Vonnegut, Murdoch, Kafka, Barthelme, Satre, Nabokov. Finding this was a revelation

Movies: Happiness, Leviathan, the White Ribbon, Before Sunset, Amour, Days of Heaven, Manhattan, the Great Beauty, Breathless.

Music: DJ Sprinkles, Donato Dozzy, Dean Blunt, Nico Muhly, old Modest Mouse, all things Steve Albini, the Books. On rotation at time of writing:

Food: Nice 'n' spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Have you made it down this far? Write me a message already!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what Nicholas Cage is up to at this very moment in time
if there is a graceful way to eat a banana
the shittiness of the government's welfare reforms
how to subvert things discreetly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never wear underwear when I'm wearing skinny jeans. Oop!
You should message me if
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you're better looking, more intelligent and funnier than me... and you'd like to go for a drink

well... that or you own a dog. I'm willing to lower my standards if you own a dog.