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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22-88
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 24
Pansexual, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual, Straight
Open relationship
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English, Esperanto (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I answer questions. Tons of them.
The questions have the answers.

I like to read about beer while thinking about cycling thru South America in search of lost books about helping trees which reproduce thru oxidation of their periderm.

Sex is fine when performed under water in caves near Nepal to help save the children from wild and lovely Manatees.

I seem to need more words in my summary thus I will try to expand this section with more words though they may not be self-summarizing unless you are to look below the surface or you know whatever or you get polyamorous relationships. Platonic and otherwise.

I am happy, happy, and whacky

I am into: Chocolate. Books. Dark Microbrew Beer. Bikes (both). Trees. Swimming (especially in rivers nad creeks). Walking. Language and Linguistics. The mind. Music as sound. Sound as music.

What makes me happy: Smiles. Light rain. Swimming in rivers and creeks. Walking through the woods. Motorcycle rides on a sunny day. Dark chocolate. Mint tea... especially Egyptian mint tea. Solving a puzzle. Helping someone get that A-ha moment.

What makes me sad: arrogance. hatred. propaganda. milk chocolate. lack of trees.

Trying to validate current answer to the meaning of life:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
eating dark chocolate.
searching for more dark chocolate.
learning how to make my own dark chocolate.
trying dark chocolate in other things such as russian coffee.

replacing caps-lock with control... everywhere.

extending all possible scenarios of interaction with nil to be philosophically correct in ruby from the stand point of nothing happening with you know whatever

Building something out of the ashes... Helping everyone I can. Finding away to make a difference despite the obstacles life throws...

Finding happiness NOW in the NOW. Focusing and relaxing my mind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
smiling in my mind.
taking orders from the trees.
Eating tofu on the back of my favorite eskimo's smelly whale-cat.
Thinking about being really good at something I would have been really good at if only I would have started trying to be good rather than sitting here thinking about it.

Becoming a regular at meetups that are on topics do not participate in outside of the meeting, say C++ or Crochet.

Getting bored typing in these big square boxes.

Empathy for _____.
Comparative analysis.

Left-to-Right-to-Left-to-Right brain activity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my amazing shoulder blade shadow puppets.
i have no body.
i like dark chocolate.

how much i would rather be eating chocolate rather than typing into these exciting square boxes (management does not like for us to talk negatively about the pretty square boxes (nor to talk negatively in an abstract way about how they do not want us to talk negatively (or maybe they do and this is how ....)))))))))

My mustache if I have it.
My elvis lips.
My hands.
My calmness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
ender's primer in elephant hummus dip.

The Books
Tame Impala
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Ludovico Einaudi
Johnny Cash
Gogol Bodello

Lost In Translation
Léon: The Professional
The Man From Earth
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

Ender's Game (series)
The Illustrated Man
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
What I Talk About When I Talk About Running
* Bukowski

Dr. Who
Last Tango in Halifax
Fullmetal Alchemist
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
powdered monkey brains;
music flavored cocoa beans;
hilirious inventions;
lighting bugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
tron in green.
eating chocolate.
climbing that wall.
reading that book.
how to make chocolate.
riding over there.
walking thru the trees.
eating chocolate.

While I am thinking about changing the world through science, art, and daily individual interactions. Learning from everyone I meet. What someone said. What they meant. Where they came from. How that relates to me. How we can all relate to each other.

What really matters. Like saving the trees... The *only* source fo chocolate in the world!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating chocolate.
designing/making something.

eating chocolate.
eating chocolate.
eating chocolate.
eating chocolate.

Okay so I like chocolate. I have seriously cut back though. It's not an addiction I promise!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
80%+ dark cholocate is best... 65% seems like milk chocolate

While it's not private that I enjoy being nude whenever possible... most people do not know there is a wonderful lake in the middle of town that while surrounded by buildings and apartments is a fabulous place to go skinning dipping. I have gone there many many times. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have dark chocolate.
can speak coherently while sleeping.
vi amas ĉokoladon.
vi ŝatas biron.
you feel like belaying me on Flintstones.
you make yummy yellow curry.
you know where we can go get yummy yellow curry.
you have a question.
you have the answer.

You read between the lines...

or you would like to go on a motorcycle ride, bicycle ride, hike, want to play a game of Go, have interest in Elixir or have an Elixir, like long walks (xkcd style long walks), want to chat, need a hand, care to dance (in the rain), want to swim in a creek, enjoy eating/cooking/smelling indian or thai food, micro brew beer, jail-break androids, read fukuoka, play frisbee golf, need a friend, found a friend, want to do the full moon ride, social networking, network sooocially, baked, play the ukulele, play the harmonica, have dated a racoon (like person), want to try something new.

It's up to you.