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j-christ

27 / F / Bisexual / Available

Portland, Oregon

Her Details

Last Online
Dec 10, 2012
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Ancient Greek, Latin, French, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
MY BRAIN.... IS MADE.... OF TINY ANIMALS
What I’m doing with my life
not at work: drawing, tinker with moto thing or bike thing, read thing what is of book, practice cyphers, perform activities to keep my body from decomposing any faster, THE INTERNET

at work: microsoft excel

SORRY MAN IM NOT COOL, IM NOT A COOL GUY
I’m really good at
snuggling, opining, witticisms, free-association, making things out of stuff i find
The first things people usually notice about me
i wear a shit ton of black and i like to yell. i am also much shorter than i appear to be due to boots and persona. i got weird hair and weird, sometimes very big earrings, and weird, sometimes very big words come out of my yell hole.

SCIENCE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i read the fuck out of some books what got pictures on them and don't

pretty big fan of hawkwind, earth, and om, also FOLK MUSIC

i had a bunch more stuff on here but know what man, i cannot possibly tell if i will be into you or vice versa based on the fact that we both like $OBSCURETHING or $DEMOGRAPHICSETOFTHINGS, let's just talk in person about stuff and see what the fuck develops

aside: if you like gundam, sweet jesus, let's like gundam together.
The six things I could never do without
my butt; your butt; this question is stupid from a philosophical and practical standpoint; the butts of others; butts i have known excepting the previous butt categories.

mayonnaise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the similiarity of cloud forms in the art of Pacific cultures. human behavior. wordplay. how to make things both beautiful and correct. failures of language. boobs. stupid bike shit. how social consciousness has caused me to become insane with anger at almost all the media in the universe and how to keep that flame a-burning without snuffing myself in the process.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably watching terrible 80's anime with the nerdmen crew, honestly, or going on moderately long walks with the same. i may also be hiding from everybody and drawing shit, or hiding from everybody and cleaning the house or trying to adjust something on one of the motorcycles, etc, so on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm kinky and horny and appetitive. i am also somewhat
hesitant in certain social situations. THRILL TO DISCOVERY OF MY
EXOTIC CONTRADICTION!!

also in the interests of disclosure, i have a long-term style
partner of a thing (ChildBeStrange) and am straight
up trolling for ass and homies on the internet because we are
boring perverts.

i am going to copy childbestrange's caveat on open relationship shit because i like it:

On your end, please be down/have experience with these situations before you get in touch. I am the advanced course, or possibly the summer intensive. However I'm totally happy to answer questions on the subject.

here is a question for you: do all the grammatical and spelling
errors in this profile turn you off? i am forever curious due to
Cultural Concerns
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
a) if you want to go on longish, mellowly paced bike rides whereby discussions are had and interesting things are looked at.
b) or if you want to sit around and listen to music or talk about books or cuss regarding the nyt business section
c) related to the nyt business section above, you think that the economist is hilarious and want to share that hilariousness with someone. or also also if you got class issues.
d) S CLAY WILSON
e) klage? oooh, klage
f) any, all, or none of the above and you also want to go on stupid adventures and perhaps fumble around in an alleyway afterward.