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30 M Tallahassee, FL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 8:30pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I fluctuate between taking this serious and treating it like a joke, which ultimately seems like trolling.

I'm just a punk kid from Richmond, VA who relocated to Tallahassee via Osaka then DC. My exterior belies the fact that I'm actually a highly professional person working in immigration advising, and international recruiting and admissions for a local community college. Believe it or not, I was a high school teacher in Japan with only slightly less tattoos that I have now. Basically, I own a ton of long sleeve shirts and concealer.

I don't take myself very seriously and almost everything out of mouth is tainted with sarcastic dry wit. I like one liners. I'm also probably way nerdier than you. I think space and astrophysics are the shit. And dinosaurs. I really like tabletop rpg's. D&D is my jam. That said, I'm probably coming across as a 30 year old kindergartener, which only be a half true observation.
What I’m doing with my life
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International Student And immigration Adviser by day, street trash by night. I like to think of my life as a juxtaposition. Also my students think I look and act like Mr. Rogers until they see me outside of work, which is pretty awesome. I'm just young enough that they ask me to go clubbing with them, but just old enough to realize how bad of an idea that would be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Various skills and activities. I grew up on a farm in the foothills of the blueridge mountains, so I imagine I have ingrained farming and hunting skills that haven't shown themselves yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bared canines and erect hair. Or tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: I have a degree in Lit. so this list could be very long. Here's the abridged version: Haruki Murakami, Ryu Murakami, John Irving, Bao Ninh, Mark Z. Danielewski, Natsumi Soseki, Rabih Alameddine, Susanna Clarke. Norwegian Wood is my favorite book ever. Ever.

Movies: The Iron Giant, Battle Royale, Joze To Tora To Sakana Tachi, Kikujiro, Grave of Fireflies, cheesy horror movies (and good ones), and most things Miyazaki. Also Wes Anderson things, Sofia Coppola stuff.

TV: Bob's Burgers, or really anything with Jon Benjamin, Game of Thrones, Last Week Tonight, Battlestar Galactica, ST:TGN (though I'll pretty much watch any series), Planet Earth, getting drunk and watching Adventure Time.

Music: Lately it's been Chaos Moon, An Autumn For Crippled Children, Ahab, Funeral Mourning, Fucked Up, G.I.S.M., deafheaven, Martyrdöd, Ekkaia, Fall of Efrafa, Bosse-De-Nage, Windhand, Eagulls, End of a Year/Self Defense Family, Wavves, Masshysteri, Heaven in Her Arms, Alcest, 1000 Travels of Jawaharlal, FC Five, Ceremony, Pity Sex, Wu-Tang Clan, Ice Cube, Schoolboy Q.

Mostly just Taylor Swift though, all day everyday forever.

Food: Most things curry or tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dive Bars
Road Trips
My Animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why every white girl I've met loves Beyoncé but doesn't know any other artist from that genre
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting the streets, or smoking crack while doing drive-by's in my '64 Impala, yo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once passed out due to sun poisoning in front of a brothel in Nha Trang, Vietnam. When I came to, 3 naked Vietnamese women were rubbing tiger balm into my neck and an old man was rubbing it into my lower stomach. I immediately threw up everywhere then ran away.

I'll pretty much admit anything. I'm not ashamed.

Or else it's the fact that I just listened to someone tell a 45 minute long story about a golf cart accident. There were no survivors.
You should message me if
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You got sick tats, yo. Or sweet a sweet drug addiction. Or daddy issues.

Or maybe you just don't take yourself too seriously.