I'm just a punk kid from Richmond, VA who relocated to Tallahassee via Osaka then DC. My exterior belies the fact that I'm actually a highly professional person working in immigration advising, and international recruiting and admissions for a local community college. Believe it or not, I was a high school teacher in Japan with only slightly less tattoos that I have now. Basically, I own a ton of long sleeve shirts and concealer.
I don't take myself very seriously and almost everything out of my mouth when getting to know someone is tainted with sarcastic dry wit. I like one liners. I'm also probably way nerdier than you. I think space and astrophysics are the shit. And dinosaurs. I really like tabletop rpg's. D&D is my jam. That said, I probably come across as a 30 year old kindergartener. I could probably massively out drink you too.