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IfIonlyhadabrain

30 Frederick, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's start off with this: I'm on here to meet people and keep it light. I'm not at all interested in anything deep and serious right now. However, I'm not stupid, if something comes along where deep and serious could be a possibility, I won't flat out deny it because I'm stuck on keeping it light. I just don't want to be rushed into anything.

That being said, I'm strange. It's not on my agenda to be stared and poked at like a carnival critter, so perhaps its best if you're going to message me that you be a little bit strange too. A lot of times when speaking I say the first thing that comes to mind, which can be pretty random, then go from there. I enjoy when people go from there with me, as it's always more fun to be ridiculous in groups than alone.

I'm not afraid of admitting my faults, and I actually admire when other people can. Of course, that being said, I'm not afraid to be imperfect, but I'm quite nervous of being perceived as perfect. I suppose that's the fear of the let down.

Basically I'm introspective, and constantly try to assess the whys of my actions, to make sure I'm doing what I'm doing for the reasons I want to be doing them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who knows? Oh, me. I should know. Right now I'm working with very small children, which brings me joy, purpose, and an all around feeling of doing something good with my time and talents. However.... it doesn't pay the bills. So I'm working on getting a book keeping certification, to see if that might make the financial struggle a little bit less of a.... well... struggle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running a social commentary in my head that would probably be rude to express aloud (I love to people watch), rocking out in my car, sitting at a bar and watching a televised sport (because that's something you brag about....) learning and playing card games, plotting world domination, taming catbears, and individualizing snowflakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a very expressive face, and I get really excited about things. Oh, and I can be a bit of a smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read, and I run the gauntlet with books. Classics, mysteries, fantasy, horror, fluff... as long as its engaging and well written.

As far as movies, I don't see a lot, but I really like martial arts movies and comedies. I usually end up crying at movies, which is why I don't see a lot. It gets obnoxious to get all teary eyed.

Ahh food.... I love food. I'm Italian, so I love almost any Italian food, and pizza is my Kryptonite. I also love bbq and seafood.

Music, well, I love music. I can't say I love a specific genre, because I love a little from all of them. I guess my ear searches for certain tones and melodies, and I can't contain my taste to just a few genres.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*My bed
*Sunday football
*My family (okay I realize I put football before my family, it was un-intentional. They actually go hand in hand)
*dogs
*my car stereo
*beer/coffee (I couldn't decide between the two, so they're tied)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How sloths cross the road, the correct traffic rules in a rotary, proper football etiquette, how to create an article of clothing with all the pockets ever while still maintaining some semblance of chic...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, in with a book, at the gym, or babysitting for some extra cash.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is I still have a security blanket that I break out in times of need.

I'm also extremely socially anxious, due to being an unintentional introvert (probably why I'm on an online dating site to meet people....)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it? Or have something interesting to say? But please note: I like interesting conversations, and I'm a bit of a smart ass. If that puts you off, it's probably best to not message me.

I also was raised with manners, so I love a gentleman. It's nice to be treated like a lady, however one must behave like one in order to expect the treatment.