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30 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a standup comic, amateur musician, new media coordinator, and all-around dynamo who just wants to get to know you.
What I’m doing with my life
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is telling them jokes and making that paper.
I’m really good at
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figuring out how to play musical instruments. My next challenge: the analogue sitar synthesizer!
The first things people usually notice about me
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are my big bright smile and my beautiful bald head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Young Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove, The Godfather, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Traffic, Team America, Adaptation, Rushmore, Star Wars.
TV: Star Trek, South Park, Seinfeld, Wonder Showzen, Curb Your Enthusiam, Futurama, Louie, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad.
Books: Portnoy's Complaint, The Road, The Metamorphosis, Brave New World, Hell's Angels, Without Feathers, It's Not Easy Bein' Me, Ender's Game, A Clockwork Orange, Oedipus Rex.
Music: Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, Crystal Castles, Radiohead, The Flaming Lips, OutKast, MF DOOM, Dr. Dre, Tame Impala, Röyksopp.
Food: Pizza, Salad, Slurpees, Thai, Sushi, Sandwiches, Burriots, Soup, Breakfast, Beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are my sense of humor, my love for new and different music, my high tolerance for bullshit, my adaptability, my friends and family, and my central nervous system.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how funny everything is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
most likely out with friends performing at a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I love Star Trek. There, I said it.
You should message me if
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you find me to be either profoundly interesting or dashingly handsome, or both. You should definitely message me if it's both.