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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Oct 5
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I would probably describe myself with all the same phrases that everyone uses like "chill", "down to earth", "easy going", and "funny" mainly because I'm terrible at describing myself. I describe everyone I've never met as my future friend. I wander the city looking for fun new things to do which has basically led me to become an unofficial Philly tour guide whenever an out of town friend visits. I'm serious when I have to be, but its really only when I have to be. I spend to rest of the time messing around to make the people around me laugh. Its either because I was funny or by how horrible the joke was. Sometimes those are the funniest.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working as the guy who sits in the middle of business people and technical people who figures out what the business people need, manages the technical to deliver the project, and then ensures the business is happy with the final deliverable.

When I'm not working, I'm playing as many sports or doing as many activities as I can. I play in a few basketball leagues throughout the year, I play in a kickball league, and I've played soccer,softball, dodge ball, and indoor kickball leagues.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Misunderstanding song lyrics. (my version is usually better)

Overhearing other people's conversations at the exact wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I mean have you looked at my pictures yet? 100%, it has to be that cheesy smile. I mean look at it. I'm a stupid looking fool! And look at that idiot eyebrow, what are you doing?

I can't help it. I smile hard every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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On the Road - Jack Kerouac
The Art of Innovation - Tom Kelly
The Red Queen - Matt Ridley
Factotum - Charles Bukowski

Requiem for a Dream
Super Troopers

TV: (Should be in the header)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mad Men

Jimmy Eat World
Say Anything
Gaslight Anthem
LCD Soundsystem
(In general, I tend to like rock bands, usually ones that are not that big)

I'm willing to try just about anything, but I love ...
a medium-rare thick cut steak
cheesey mashed potatoes
General Tso's Chicken
pepperoni pizza
an omlette with feta cheese and bacon

I love German Beer, especially Bavarian Wheat beers.

Kentucky Bourbon is my favorite liquor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Inside jokes
2. Cheese
3. Spell Check
4. New Challenges
5. Impulse Purchases
6. A comfy bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat for dinner.
How Philly sports teams are going to do in the next game.
How to solve something.
Where's that thing I lost.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to do all kinds of different things and try to do new things. Most likely you'll find me at some combination of these:
Happy hour
Going to a restaurant
Somewhere with live music
On a road trip

But I'm almost always meeting up with a group of friends so we can make fun of each other while laughing at the adventure we're on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep a box of costumes for theme parties. Its currently overflowing with funny items.
You should message me if
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You're willing to try a new restaurant, talk about random things, or if you just want to be a goof-ball with someone who will play along.