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j_r_hartley

38 Venice, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in Birmingham, England, I moved to New York in 2008 and then LA in 2012 to pursue my dream of becoming a rent boy no, wait, is this, this isn't grindr, that's on my other phone, to pursue my dream of becoming a TV writer. Original, I know. To pay the bills I work as a freelance copywriter. So when I'm not writing I'm writing, or learning to write, which is also writing.

I'm a serial learner. I read more non-fiction than fiction. I like to build stuff. I frame my own pictures. I just started learning Spanish. I'm trying to find somewhere nearby I can take a welding class. I tinker on my car in my spare time and once a month, drive it down to Irvine at 5.30am to spend all day getting a face tan while racing around a disused runway.

I consider myself to be pretty laid back/ambitious. Which sounds like it makes no sense, but I guess we'll find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently finished season 6 of The Rockford Files on Netflix. Jim Rockford has been knocked unconcious approximately 72 times. I can't help but think that would lead to complications in later life, but what do I know, I'm not a doctor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my shirt on in photos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Rockford Files. I feel l was pretty clear about this. Because it reminds me of a simpler time when I wasn't alive. And I love 60s/70s cars, which are in the background. I wish that were a joke, it isn't.

I also like other TV, movies, books and music, just to deflect from the ludicrousness of the first paragraph.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
screaming like a girl are...
1. Win a 'scream like a girl' contest.
2. Win Publishers Clearing House.
3. Dive to catch a kitten jumping from a burning building.
4. Wake up to find a bear in my tent [either kind].
5. Reenact Alfred Hitchcock's 'Psycho'
6. Reenact that time a flying cockroach landed on me and I screamed like a girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to make my fourth million.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
and then I'm suddenly not. Thanks alcohol!!!
You should message me if
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You read my profile and thought 'Wow, this guy sounds semi-retarded.' But then felt guilty, because that's not a word that's okay to use, okay.