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j_r_hartley

37 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm English.
I lived in NY for 5 years before moving to LA at the start of 2013.
I run my own business, of which I'm the only employee.
I have goals.
I like people with goals.
I like old cars.
I like autocross.
If you don't know, autocross is grown men racing around small cones in cars.
I watch English soccer on TV on Saturday mornings. And Sunday mornings. Sometimes with a hangover.
I box.
I have ambitions to write TV. Yeah, I know right.
I have my shit pretty well together.
I believe you can tell a lot about a person's character by how they treat wait staff.
I have a sense of humor. Hopefully you have the same sense of humor. If you do we'll get along swimmingly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm on season 6 of The Rockford Files on Netflix, he's been knocked unconcious approximately 72 times. That doesn't mean you have to like The Rockford Files, this isn't about you STOP MAKING IT ABOUT YOU!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my shirt on in photos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Rockford Files. I feel like I've been pretty clear about this. Because it reminds me of a simpler time when I wasn't alive. And I love 60s/70s cars, which are in the background. I wish that were a joke, it isn't.

I also like other TV, movies, books and music, just to deflect from the ludicrousness of the first paragraph.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
screaming like a girl are...
1. Win a 'scream like a girl' contest.
2. Win Publishers Clearing House.
3. Dive to catch a kitten jumping from a burning building.
4. Wake up to find a bear in my tent [either kind].
5. Reenact Alfred Hitchcock's 'Psycho'
6. Reenact that time a flying cockroach landed on me and I screamed like a girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why freeway on ramps are before freeway off ramps leading to daily traffic/accidents as everyone getting on crosses the path of everyone trying to get off, and vice versa. Did no one see that coming?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
therefore I think.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
One of your pictures involves you doing a yoga pose while petting a tiger at Burning Man.