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38 Venice, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:47pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Born in Birmingham, England, I moved to New York in 2008 and then LA in 2012 to pursue my dream of becoming a rent boy no, wait, is this, this isn't grindr, that's on my other phone, to pursue my dream of becoming a TV writer. Original, I know. To pay the bills I work as a freelance copywriter. So when I'm not writing I'm writing, or learning to write, which is also writing.

I'm a serial learner. I read more non-fiction than fiction. I like to build stuff. I frame my own pictures. I just started learning Spanish. I'm trying to find somewhere nearby I can take a welding class. I tinker on my car in my spare time and once a month, drive it down to Irvine at 5.30am to spend all day getting a face tan while racing around a disused runway.

I consider myself to be pretty laid back/ambitious. Which sounds like it makes no sense, but I guess we'll find out.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently finished season 6 of The Rockford Files on Netflix. Jim Rockford has been knocked unconcious approximately 72 times. I can't help but think that would lead to complications in later life, but what do I know, I'm not a doctor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my shirt on in photos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Rockford Files. I feel l was pretty clear about this. Because it reminds me of a simpler time when I wasn't alive. And I love 60s/70s cars, which are in the background. I wish that were a joke, it isn't.

I also like other TV, movies, books and music, just to deflect from the ludicrousness of the first paragraph.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
screaming like a girl are...
1. Win a 'scream like a girl' contest.
2. Win Publishers Clearing House.
3. Dive to catch a kitten jumping from a burning building.
4. Wake up to find a bear in my tent [either kind].
5. Reenact Alfred Hitchcock's 'Psycho'
6. Reenact that time a flying cockroach landed on me and I screamed like a girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to make my fourth million.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
and then I'm suddenly not. Thanks alcohol!!!
You should message me if
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You read my profile and thought 'Wow, this guy sounds semi-retarded.' But then felt guilty, because that's not a word that's okay to use, okay.