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jabberjason

30 M Columbia, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Rather not say
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Dear Okcupid,

I accept the fact that I had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was I did wrong. But, I think you're crazy to make me write an essay telling you who I think I think I am. You see me as you want to see me: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what I found out is that I am:
A brain . . .
And an athlete . . .
And a basket case . . .
A princess . . .
And a criminal.

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,
Jabberjason

Yeah, I stole that from The Breakfast Club.
I’m really good at
Using simple/moderately complex logic to keep myself alive.
The first things people usually notice about me
How easily I neutralize my opponents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a goal of reading 50 books this year, and I am no where close to achieving that. But I do read a lot though, although I tend to take my time with a book, and so... yeah.

But here's my name drops to impress people:
1. Kubrick
2. Palahniuk
3. Stephen King
4. Joe Heller
5. Paul Thomas Anderson
5.2 RoboCop
6. Fellini
7. Fred Rogers
8. Kurosawa

I don't enjoy listing things.
The six things I could never do without
A catchy tune to whistle.
Something to doodle on.
Clean clothes.
Exit strategies.
Free flowing ideas.
Quarters.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If getting a dog is worth the $200 pet deposit fee.
On a typical Friday night I am
This is a ridiculous question and I will not answer it.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're bored, need an outside unbiased opinion. Have a question. Or just like to talk.