Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What can I really say about myself here? Well truth is you're
probably not gunna get to know me too well from reading some little
blurb anyway.Besides all of these profiles start to sound alike
after a while. "Hello my name is Blah Blah-Blah. I'm an easing
going guy. My hobbies include hanging out with friends, Blah-Blu
and Blah-Blah-Blee. Please message me if you're interested."
And I always wonder why people put the standard "I'm only joining
this site because..." disclaimer in their profile. Do u really need
to justify why you joined an online dating site to people who
joined one as well? Lol. Its ok I wont tell anyone, I'll say you
picked me up at the laundromat when I asked to borrow some
But in the mean time here's some stuff I'm looking for in a
Keep in shape: no of course don't need a centerfold's body, but
please try to take care of yourself. If all your pics are cropped
off above then neck, I'm going to be suspicious.
A sense of humor: This is a must, I need a woman who can make me
laugh. I need someone who can enjoy my stupid sarcasm and random
humor. Or at least do a good job pretending I'm funny.
You prefer a chill low-key bar over a packed club.
You live close enough that we could get together on a whim
I'm not looking for a pen pal. If we message back and forth several
times and things seem to be working, lets move past this
I prefer brunettes but I'm flexible
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
graphic designer, package designer, illustrator
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cat like reflexes, now you see me and meow you don't!
Theres a possibility I have ESP
Know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em
I emit a pleasant aroma(s)
I want to get a cat and name him "Admiral Fuzzybutt" . I'd make
people salute him every time he scampers by.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything with James Bond, books or movies. Breaking Bad, Pawn
Stars, Howard Stern, Face Off (TV show not the movie), Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Simpsons, the Walking Dead,
MST3K, Mythbusters, Game of Thrones, Tosh.0, Ninja Warrior, Random
Reality shows, 1000 ways to die, Hoarders, Ghost Hunters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art, my future, my career, women, random movies scenes, a
Sometimes when I see someone do something stupid, I hear the "Price
is Right" failure horn in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out for a drink(s) or staring into the abyss of my computer screen
Who are you looking for?
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