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35 New York, NY Man


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  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 4:38pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I largely believe in the theory that "If you're not laughing histerically for at least 15 minutes a day, something's horribly awry."

When I was in high school, they asked us where we see ourselves in ten years time. I said Giants Stadium in front of 80,000 people. Sure enough that never came to be, but at least I gave it a go.

These days I spend more time thinking about innovation, growth, and entrepreneurship than rock n' roll stardom, but give me a guitar, and I can entertain you at least for about 3 minutes,

I hail from the Europes (yes all three of them) but grew up in New York. Post college I started country hopping, and until 2010 was largely expatriated. Sometimes miss the travel, but def love being back in 'Murica, and especially back home in NYC.

I think that stupid repetition has the potential to be absolutely hilarious (I think I saw that "Zombie kid, I like turtles" video like a 1000 times. Even makes me giggle now).
What I’m doing with my life
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Building companies, writing, and travelling when I can. Making stories, telling memories, no memoirs.

Most recently started this with some folks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Aggressively power chilling!
Doing the "Human Gallop"
Putting googly eyes on things.
Contemplating the state of the universe.
Getting excited about things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That by 'Murican standards I have a funky name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading: Killing Williamsburg is what I'm working through now and is also a shameless promo for a friend's book. Think that Saramago is brilliant. Garcia-Marquez, siempre en el v.o. Try and read The Economist and Foreign Affairs when I can, as well as Wired and A More Intelligent Life. I don't have much time for reading but when I do, I prefer something cerebral. Braaaaains!

Shows: Dog and pony, definitely, dog and pony; but anything funny. i.e. Archer, Parks n' Rec, It's Always Sunny, + the HBO & Showtime ones. W/ movies, I'm more a watch it once type of person, no real faves per se.

Music: More recently, Jazz (i.e. Allen Toussaint), brass (i.e. Rebirth), synths (i.e. Royskopp), house (i.e. Deadmou5), pop indy electro-rock (i.e. Lykke Li).

Food: Saturated fats, sometimes, super-saturated. And loads of fresh fruits and veggies. Btw, I think vegans are annoying.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, Sun, Music, Fam, Friends, Laughs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The centrally serious business of life, and how I can get to Tierra del Fuego in a yellow cab, or how to fernagle a year in Polynesia island hopping.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In all likelihood relaxing at home, prefer Saturdays. But if I am out, it's with friends and there are most definitely laughs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Dunno, just ask.
You should message me if
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you don't sweat the small stuff, have a voracious appetite for life and enjoy the little things.