Books: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Power of One (not a
self help book), Hitchhiker's Guide, Cat's Cradle, The Grapes of
Wrath, and this list doesn't really end, so let's just be done with
it and move on.
Movies: The Hustler, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Shaun of the Dead,
Take the Money and Run, Winter's Bone, The Hurt Locker, and Die
Hard. Shut up, it's awesome. And more, so many more.
Shows: 30 Rock, Scrubs, M*A*S*H, Arrested Development, The
Simpsons, Breaking Bad, Parks and Recreation, Louis, Game of
Thrones, The West Wing
Music: The Rolling Stones, The Black Keys, Jason Isbell, Paul
Simon, The White Stripes, Van Morrison, Tom Petty, Flogging Molly,
The Devil Makes Three, John Lee Hooker, The Sword, I'm all over the
place. It's gotta have a nice beat, and real instruments. I don't
want to go to some concert and just stare at some goober with a
laptop. And if you can honestly tell me you're a Hound Dog Taylor
Fan, I'll... I dunno, grant a wish or something? Something.
Food: Bring me spicy stuff. Beyond that, it'll be easier to just
list the "no thank you's":
Ranch dressing. Can't wait for the day when the rest of the world
realizes what a mistake that stuff is.
Mixing sweet and savory flavors. Why for would you ruin both the
appetizer and dessert by making them into one terrible thing?
Maple. That one speaks for itself.