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45 Maidenhead, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 26
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't take life, or myself too seriously. I did that when I was young and it ended up very messy! I like to try different things, but don't have a low boredom threshold. I love my planet and its animals, but I don't like zoos. I don't believe in God, but wouldn't want you to stop believing (just don't ask me to join a cult, or go starting wars because you do). I believe everyone deserves to make a living, but no-one needs to make a killing.
Please say that's enough, you must be bored of this by now - I know I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love my job meeting people from all around the world, having a chat with them and then trying to sell them a wide variety of things. But my job is not who I am. And unless you: save lives, discover important and exciting new things, create great works for the entertainment or edification of many, or are a Queen it shouldn't be yours either. (for more details feel free to read "My Details" -->
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making my dad feel good by spending an afternoon being worse than him at golf.
Cooking as long as you don't count baking - my cakes/biscuits are only used as punishment for crimes in past lives.
Singing as long as it is in the shower or my car and NO-ONE is listening.
Telling jokes, right up to the point where I forget the punchline or remembering punchlines without knowing where the rest of the joke is.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People have commented about my eyes and my eyelashes - though I am slightly colour-blind so feel free to give your opinion of the colour (of the eyes, even I can tell that the lashes are brown/black!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sucker for thrillers, Ken Follett, Robert Goddard etc
Films: in no particular order, Monty Python (but not Meaning of Life), CastAway, Apollo 13, Duel, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Deep Impact, Moulin Rouge - just too many to mention
TV - watch way too much, Blackadder, 24, Lost, Friends, Peep Show, Cracker, Eureka, Downton Abbey
Music: very varied all the way from mainstream to who?: from Kaiser Chiefs to Kate Rusby, Paulo Nutini to the Pogues
Food: I like most, especially Italian, English and seafood
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tv to watch
sport to play
imagination (mine as well as others')
the stars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
wouldn't it be amazing if...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am very blessed as I have no such thing as a typical day or night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
not much in public but I'll open up pretty much anything you want to know once we get to know each other
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take life, or your self, too seriously and like what you read or just want to chat, and ok - honestly, I don't really know what I want from life, or from anyone I might meet at the moment, but I think I can be entertaining one way or another, so try me