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27 M Parkville, MD

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Alright, first thing's first, what am I NOT. Clearly my body is not chiseled from stone. I am not a wealthy man by any means. So if you are looking for Mr. SixPackAbs GymRat can feel free to exit out of my profile NOW. Stuck around? Good :) . Now back to it... While I'm not rich monetarily, I'm wealthy beyond my wildest dreams as far as true friends and family goes. When it comes to the people I care about, I gladly give of what I have. Though I'm not an Adonis (although not unattractive in my opinion, let's be clear here), I am an amazingly strong and resilient person with a bigger and better heart than damn near anyone I know. A heart that I do wear on my sleeve. So let's see what else can I tell you "about me"...Well, I may not have a college education but I'm fairly intelligent...I can tie my shoes all by myself. On top of the brains and the sense of humor I'm loyal and honest. All in all, I am a good man, caring and loving, and maybe if you're reading this you'll find that out for yourself first hand one day
What I’m doing with my life
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It doesn't matter what I DO as long as what I AM is happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Drawing and sculpting.
-Random roadtrips maybe? So if it is possible to be good at aimlessly driving around, then yes I'm good at that too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard maybe. Possibly my nose, I've been told I have a good nose haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Music: The Doors, Black Sabbath, The Black Water Fever, The Fumes, Clutch, Rob Zombie, Flogging Molly, The Dreadnoughts, The Black Keys, Johnny Cash, Iron & Wine. Although, if you really want to find out about my taste in music, drive around with me and shuffle through my ipod...I like when I have a DJ riding shotgun.

-Books: I don't exactly read for fun...although I've been meaning to read HP Lovecraft's work. When I was in school one of my favorite books was Catcher in the Rye.

-Movies: The Wackness, Old Boy, The Matrix Trilogy, The Dark Knight, Wedding Crashers, Step Brothers, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Spiderman, Rocky, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, The Prestige, Talladega Nights, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Green Mile....and more.

-TV: Sons of Anarchy, Justified, Its Always Sunny, Trueblood, Dexter, South Park, Family Guy, House, How I Met Your Mother, The League

-Food: Italian, Chinese, seafood, sushi. Oh and beer- it's just liquid bread that'll get ya drunk. I'll try anything once. I love checking out new food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ipod/Music, friends, family, food, being near water, and driving - not necessarily in that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, I am a thinker.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...depends on whats goin on. Usually working. If not, I'm driving around without a destination, maybe going to a bar, or just hanging out with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a closet nerd.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to talk? Sounds like a good reason to me.