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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 14
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), LISP (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Student of the mind tryin'a get by. Not big on mystique. Not a troubled boy.

I'll be around for a while, at least until I finish my dissertation. Then who knows?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Probably going to teach teenagers about statistics, cognition, and programming. Might try some position at a tech company? Government research? Building Skynet? Keeping the doors open.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Introspection. Outrospection. Being friendly and matching the tone. Nurturing non-offensively. Disarming.

Making computers dance the way I like. Balancing introversion and extroversion. Making you laugh.

Any stringed instrument'll do. Vocal chords: pleasing baritone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got an expressive face.

I'm told I'm tall.

Folks like my laugh.

Am actually a gorilla.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Patrick Rothfuss is my hero. Gettin' real sick of George R. R. Martin's shit.

Movies: Mad Max: Fury Road is my hero. I watch marvel movies but in a lukewarm way. I want to be Hot Fuzz in the summer, and The Martian in the winter.

Shows: Scrubs is my hero. Carl Sagan's Cosmos is basically poetry. Rick and Morty is the best television program ever written. Gettin' real sick of Game of Thrones' shit. The season 3 finale of Louie destroyed me. Recently binge-watched: Marvel's Daredevil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Music: I have a single playlist with 400+ artists on Spotify called "Pile of Good Things". If you held me at gunpoint, I would name Florence + The Machine. Was a time I might've said Cake. Do you like Saul Williams?

Food: I never, ever tire of sushi. When I visit a foreign country I eat whatever they sell in their subways and street carts. I will eat a bloody steak and quinoa in the same meal, and cook enough to share it with you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Give me a computer, an Internet connection, cold water, close friends, and some activity or chemical to do, and let's have a little party at my place.

I need white noise to sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Empathy and privilege.

Why brains be like they do.

What's your lowest stat? Mine's dexterity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking "man, all the cool people are out partying" and then just doing whatever the fuck I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My darkest fear is that this is some kind of Truman Show and everybody's just nodding encouragement at whatever shitty decisions I make, laughing and laughing and laughing along at home.

This profile was written by a natural language simulator.
You should message me if
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you're a dork, nerd, or geek, but you're not bitter about it.
any of your facebook profile pictures has ever included a pet that isn't yours.
you want to waste hours analyzing how things and stuff work and junk.
you can form the message entirely in haiku.
you are errant, chasing windmills, and have a story to share.
Make me laugh.