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jackal_37

28 Troy, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Student of the mind tryin'a get by. Not big on mystique. Not a troubled boy.

I'll be around for a while, at least until I finish my dissertation. Then who knows?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Probably going to teach teenagers about statistics, cognition, and programming. Might try some position at a tech company? Government research? Building Skynet? Keeping the doors open.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Introspection. Outrospection. Being friendly and matching the tone. Nurturing non-offensively. Disarming.

Making computers dance the way I like. Balancing introversion and extroversion. Making you laugh.

Any stringed instrument'll do. Vocal chords: pleasing baritone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got an expressive face.

I'm told I'm tall.

Folks like my laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Patrick Rothfuss is my hero. Gettin' real sick of George R. R. Martin's shit.

Movies: Mad Max: Fury Road was a religious experience. I watch marvel movies but am mostly disappointed. I want to be Hot Fuzz.

Shows: Scrubs has my heart. Carl Sagan's Cosmos has my mind. Rick and Morty is the best television program ever written. Gettin' real sick of Game of Thrones' shit. The season 3 finale of Louie destroyed me. Recently super impressed by: Marvel's Daredevil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Music: I have a single playlist with 400+ artists on Spotify called "Pile of Good Things". If you held me at gunpoint, I would name Florence + The Machine. Was a time I might've said Cake. Do you like Saul Williams?

Food: I never, ever tire of sushi. When I visit a foreign country I eat whatever they sell in their subways and street carts. I eat steak, because suffering is delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Give me a computer, an Internet connection, cold water, close friends, and some activity or chemical to do, and let's have a little party at my place.

I need white noise to sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Empathy and privilege.

Why brains be like they do.

What people's character sheets would look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking "man, a cooler person would be out partying." Then making the conscious decision not to party. What am I, 19?

Just doing whatever the fuck I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My darkest fear is that this is some kind of Truman Show and you're all just playing along with whatever shitty decisions I make, laughing and laughing and laughing along at home.

A Markov model wrote this profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Make me laugh.
you're a dork, nerd, or geek, but you're not bitter about it.
you want to torturously analyze something.
you think you can best me in single combat.
you can form the message entirely in haiku.
you are errant, chasing windmills, and have a story to share.