So what makes me different to the 50 other jackoffs who sent you a message today?
First of all, my message wasn't 'hi hows your day' because I put thought in to what I say and don't have the spelling and grammar of a 7 year old. My command of the English language is so powerful, I used the term 'first of all' whilst only having one point. Because I'm a rebel.
Beyond that I have a definite 'limited appeal'. I am overweight, but I lift heavy things and am very healthy. I am an aspiring power lifter and study nutrition at university.
I love the world of tech, gaming, movies and TV, without the virginity and awkwardness that so often accompanies it. Don't be thrown off by clever ruse, though. At my core I am a giant nerd and this is unlikely to change :)
I'm a very confident person, but very introverted. If that makes sense. I speak properly and quietly, I despise people who are unnecessarily loud.
Ideally I'm looking for someone a bit left of centre who appreciates dark humour and is passionate about something, knows what they want and can hold a stimulating conversation. The more colours in your hair, tattoos, awesome style and hilarious stories the better!
Looking for a new friend as well as partner.
Trying hard to turn over another new leaf and make 2014 even better than 2013!
If you wish contact me (what the hell is wrong with you!), my first name is Jack :)