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My self-summary
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is ...a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case... a princess... and a criminal...Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
Jackpot Ferrari
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a web dev and creative director for clients around the globe.
I love to make art and have a studio in SODO. I also record music and have a band called She-Rawk. https://m.soundcloud.com/sherawk

This year I am working on getting up the courage to do stand up comedy but everytime I TRY to be funny it feels like I pushed the INSANE MODE button on my Tesla.

I am looking for that Tall, Dark, and Mysteriously Handsome cat who might like hall and oates and david bowie, plays sweet jams and is cool with himself and his lifepath.

I am in search for a partner in crime, the clyde to my bonnie. The sid to my nancy or maybe just the andy to my warhol. I love smart people who aren't insecure and know who they are and what they want out of life.

That said, I don't have time for games, STD's or doods who are in a polyamorous relationship and wish to "explore".
I’m really good at
Offending others with my terribly inappropriate jokes ;->
Also riffing about technology, art and goth karaoke! So absurd!
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, it's platinum, and yes I like Blondie, Einstein, punk fckin rawk and Andy Warhol! Warning...I have been told by my sister I look like lawnmower man in the morning :-/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Grr...I could fill up the entire page here with just music alone. If you want to know my taste, https://soundcloud.com/sherawk

Books and Authors- In grad school I read a lot of Michel Foucault, Walter Benjamin and Dubord so those cats are still fresh in my mind. For fun I love to read the beats...Kerouac, Burroughs, Ginsberg. Not really into Bukowski, something about his lack of respect for ladies rubs me the wrong way, although I do like his prose and stream of consciousness type of style. Love Scifi books, snow crash, 2001, stranger in a strange land....just finished the Martian. I am currently reading Infinite Jest because for some reason I decided to join a book club? CRAZY!

Movies are another big topic for me. I have an undergraduate degree in film and media and love making videos and teaching video. I am a fan of Jarmusch films, Tim Burton, David Lynch, Coen bros, John Waters... I grew up watching John Hughes films and am a Big dork for 80's dance club scenes. Can't wait for the new blade runner to come out! Oh I am addicted to nature and space documentaries and try to watch them while I work...anything about ocean life or space really turns me on... hahah!
The six things I could never do without
Hot baths
Sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, the Internet, female robots and how soon they will take over. Lately my research is about Siri, navigation systems and artificial intelligence.
On a typical Friday night I am
At my art studio...or probably sitting at home drinking and playing my korg or bass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use garageband...sigh...
You should message me if
You think we will never see each other again after a drunk and awkward one night stand.
Actually I am looking for something real, whatever that may be.