Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I defy summarization, and probably require first-person experience
to either begin to grasp, or make you flee in terror. I spend more
time traveling for business than I do in Dallas. My website is
, but hasn't been updated in ages as I have
so little time between work and play...
I am erudite, musical, and eclectic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to retire to a beach somewhere as quickly as possible. Of
course, after a year or two on the beach I'll get bored and have to
figure out what to do next, but I'll worry about that once I'm
living on the beach.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar & keyboards. Solving complex problems on the
cutting, bleeding edge of convergance technology. Gourmet cooking
with a bizarre Provencal-fusion kind of style. Making the HR dept.
and the accounting trolls insanely pissed off at me. Almost
everything except suffering fools gladly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm "not from around here", regardless of where in the world I
am at the moment, or my energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A.) Either "A Confederacy of Dunces" or "Catch-22" B.) I don't own
a TV, so I see virtually every movie worth seeing, hard to nail
down a favorite... recently, Crash C.) I like, and play all musical
genres except rap & country. D.) I'm a gourmand and enjoy
everything but liver and monopods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, sex, music, books, a guitar, my dog Update: My dog got eaten
by a badger, so I guess I can get by on five...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New and exciting ways to get in trouble in Corporate Amerika. Why
Gisele Bundchen would go out with someone so obviously gay as
Leonardo DiCaprio. The Stranger Arranger matched me up with
Wafflemeat, and I'm damned if I can figure out how I could possibly
be more Radcliffy than her, even if I'm not completely sure WTF
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out listening to live music or at home playing/recording
music. Occasionally I take groups of adult entertainers to dinner
to restaurants and and invariably they create scenes after enough
chocolate martinis, but they can't throw us out because I spend too
much money corporately there; we usually go to dance clubs later
and often the servers from the restaurant follow us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I secretly want to turn Katie Couric and Diane Sawyers out as a tag
team. Strippers send me Xmas cards with pictures of their dogs on
them. I tried to train my dog to retrieve cute women, but being a
dog, she has problems with the weight/height proportion deal,
especially if you have potato chips or any form of meat products in
You should message me if
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You're easily bored, know what a quark is and/or or can sing or
play an instrument.
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